Open letter to all my webcam viewers:
"Why are your teeth so white? or How much money do you make? and even SO whats the deal with STDs/AIDs? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Is this really how you talk to the opposite sex? Just because youve seen my Betty (my vagina) and even my Black Betty (take a guess) doesnt mean basic manners and social skills go out the fucking door! My teeth are white cuz of this thing called toothpaste, chief. What do I get paid per scene? Unless this is an audit the answer is ENOUGH TO MAKE A LIVING! Oh and as for the last one, the answer is fuck off or fuck you, both work pretty well. I sometimes wish I did have something, because I would leave it for ya, right there on that mustache. Now if your reading this and thinking Whoa, hey now, you pornstar. You GODDAMN stunning pornstar, calm down! I am just a curious and/or excited fan and I dont know how to act. Its not my fault! Well then, I give you this to think about.
You know that moment when your, uh, releasing full tension because of a noise, position, phrase, look, or awesome pop shot involving moi, for those tingly seconds or many minutes if youre lucky enough to be a chick cumming (nice!). I did that!!! I worked really hard so you could feel that amazing! Just as hard as any homemaker, or songwriter, or teacher. Pornstars are hard workers and deserve the same admiration and respect as the local volunteer or random do-gooder (most cases thats still us). Please remember this next time your manners take a backseat. Backseat? Leave that alone, its a test!
Good job! See its not that harrrrrd, is it?
Oh, plus, pornstars are fucking kooky-tunes! Were talking shit in the bed, roll around in it crazy-bananas. The seemingly normal ones? The cra-zaziest of all! When you think pornstar you should be thinking crazy super charged with a shamefree existence..pretty much.
Ok, smooches! XO
Love, Courtney Page
"Why are your teeth so white? or How much money do you make? and even SO whats the deal with STDs/AIDs? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Is this really how you talk to the opposite sex? Just because youve seen my Betty (my vagina) and even my Black Betty (take a guess) doesnt mean basic manners and social skills go out the fucking door! My teeth are white cuz of this thing called toothpaste, chief. What do I get paid per scene? Unless this is an audit the answer is ENOUGH TO MAKE A LIVING! Oh and as for the last one, the answer is fuck off or fuck you, both work pretty well. I sometimes wish I did have something, because I would leave it for ya, right there on that mustache. Now if your reading this and thinking Whoa, hey now, you pornstar. You GODDAMN stunning pornstar, calm down! I am just a curious and/or excited fan and I dont know how to act. Its not my fault! Well then, I give you this to think about.
You know that moment when your, uh, releasing full tension because of a noise, position, phrase, look, or awesome pop shot involving moi, for those tingly seconds or many minutes if youre lucky enough to be a chick cumming (nice!). I did that!!! I worked really hard so you could feel that amazing! Just as hard as any homemaker, or songwriter, or teacher. Pornstars are hard workers and deserve the same admiration and respect as the local volunteer or random do-gooder (most cases thats still us). Please remember this next time your manners take a backseat. Backseat? Leave that alone, its a test!
Good job! See its not that harrrrrd, is it?
Oh, plus, pornstars are fucking kooky-tunes! Were talking shit in the bed, roll around in it crazy-bananas. The seemingly normal ones? The cra-zaziest of all! When you think pornstar you should be thinking crazy super charged with a shamefree existence..pretty much.
Ok, smooches! XO
Love, Courtney Page
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joecoog:
Toothpaste is magical. You should try banana peels too. They work splendidly for teeth whitening.
kojododo:
Well said