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Wonderful

Early dawn to the southeast, close to the face of the moon, it brightly shone. A sattelite. High in the sky a reflection. The copper luster of a sleepy sun as it rolls to and stirs the cool floral fragrance of the earth. I stood still. Check it's track. An unknown trajectory in pursuit of some unknown objective. At least unknown to me. It...
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On the window sill the mushroom slowly dries.
You remember the mushroom?

A day at the beach.
I forgot to take a picture. No worry. I'll go back.
Soon.
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A second day at the beach.
I forgot to take a picture.
Oh, well. A place where earth floats to touch the heavens. You know. It happens. How can you capture that? No worry. I'll...
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krista:
I've always been a "too much of a good thing is wonderful" kind of gal.
jjay:
i remember the mushroom. it now reminds me of the old trophy wives of rodeo who have spent far too much time trying to get a tan. The walking jerky.
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Satellite Dish

700 Club: A massive prayer offensive that we are going to call Operation Supreme Court Freedom.
Global TV News Halifax: Bizarre death of a woman who apparently caught fire while smoking a cigarette.
Dr. Phil: Is it time to give up on my dream?

Friends never want to go, an all you can eat buffet that features thirty seven varietys of macaroni salad,...
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jjay:
now its time to eat...
thanks for the reminder
freyja__:
yay beach!

scarier than the 700 club?
the trinity broadcasting network on the west coast
their compound is disgustingly tacky and gaudy.
sooooo scary.
big neon jesus signs and stuff.
ugh.
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Remote control. Devil's plaything.
Didn't make it to the beach.
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Sat. On Sunday. Stared at the snow. On the television. Didn't think for the first hour. Bore the second hour and third coffee. Think, better take a look. Out the back door. Extension ladder in the rain. Pours rain. Trace the line back from the house to the splitter next to the pole. The...
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krista:
I want a petting zoo. I need funding.
oso:
what videos you get?

i saw Don Quixote & Sancho Panza when i was in Madrid.
statues for them in a square there.
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Sunny day.
What are you doing playing on the computer?
Problems with my camera download.
That's what.
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Oh! The kid. That is Andy.
Visit his mom and dad, Allen and Brenda. Never did make it to the beach.
Oh well! Maana.
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incest:
no. lil vegan nothin's..

q: if/when you go out with yr buddies to drink beer (probably at a bar)..do you put on cologne? & if so, if you put on what you would consider "too much" would you make a point of taking some off?
jjay:
i perfer red flavor aid. gotta save that 10 cents
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Baked Good

Working nights, my day will flip out of phase. Can not predict the trigger. Simply be exhaustion. Happens from time to time. Not often flop out of bed at this time of day.

Standing, peering through the glass, waiting for the corner store to open. A warm scone from the bakery is never to be had after noon. Johnny P, back from dropping...
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oso:
don't know there's anywhere to swim in Madrid....

even the "full bathrooms" i saw only had a tub about 2 feet long.
as for the "river"....that only proves the Spanish have a well developed sense of irony.
krista:
Lust marks you in such visible ways...love does internal damage.
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Computer broke.
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Restored it.
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My usual vacation spot away from optimism, had me this year with a bent coat hanger burning a frank over a hot plate in a cold water flat. Forgotten, or tossed out of my mind, or filed in a folder marked denial the invitation to the ninth annual block party. Summer comes.
Everyone came, even the fire truck.
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oso:
had a greasy brat, and some baby back ribs.
part of some kinda firework fell on me.
drank a beer or 12.

something smart?
me?
never.

never tried posting my mug on those sites. i get enough rejection IRL.
krista:
Lately, I have wanted to wrap my body in electrical wiring. I'm not sure what to attribute this to.
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Canada Day

Once there was a guy and a guitar. Or a guy and a dog with a bandana. Or a guy and a girl with a full circle skirt. Now there is a machine.

City Hall has engineered the situation. The poor beggars were too aggressive. They were replaced. A machine will now take your donations. And forward to the general revenue of a...
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mrzablowdowski:
downloaded Uncle Kracker - Bubba Got a Brand New Bag!
oso:
Happy (belated) Canada Day!!

thanks Mr. Z.
you're quality people.
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Cat caught a nap. I caught a clue.
Oh man! A spring bust in the La-Z-Boy.
Need a poke.
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freckle:
well i'm back now... stop missing
freckle:
now!
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Jewel has the sexiest smile.
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To sleep: perchance to dream: Hamlet
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Slept through the appointment at the dental hygienist. Fuck!
Filthy mouth.
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Oral hygiene is the root of interpersonal intercourse.
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ginger:
puppet porn. cookie monster and smurfette. eeewh.
stormy:
i believe its "good gracious your ass is bodacious"

jewel does indeed have a sexy smile, coy and mischeivous and her darling crooked teeth.
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Po is low.
I must sleep. I did not know it is Thursday.
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Jun 26, 2003 07:15 AM
Terrance and Philip got married. I love a happy ending.
I can't sleep. Weird.
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Jun 27, 2003 02:22 AM
In the end, Mr. Senator, it's all black.
No sleep.
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Hold on little buddy!
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Jun 27, 2003 03:15 PM
Drive-thru funeral home. Hey, squeegee...
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bombshellbetty:
Step away from the bible. Don't you know that stuff's dangerous???

And performing is all about tripping and falling on your face, getting up and yelling "Superstar!" You gotta laugh at yourself again and again and again....
thursday:
eh?
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French Gentlemen's Rule
One half the gentlemen's age plus seven years.
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I get old and dirty.

Ten things I don't get:

10. Uni - Sea Urchin
09. the end of Thelma & Louise
08. " i " before " e "
07. Retsina
06. C++
05. magazine inserts
04. Strawberry Pocky
03. exotic pets
02. the word "factoid"
01. Leonard Cohen
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freyja__:
i don't get uni, either.
that's some nasty shit.

the end of thelma and louise was great, in my opinion. two women just going for it.. saying 'fuck all this noise. we'd go to the end of the world for/with each other' holding hands and plummetting to their death. classic rebel girls.

i'm with you on the rest of them, tho.. minus exotic pets. i spent the last 2 days with my friends and their albino snakes and veiled chameleon. i love them lots. (notice the 'e' before 'i' in veiled... and there's no 'c' in sight. some grammar rules!)
bombshellbetty:
Hehe. I have actually burned myself several times. Had a fireball go off in my hand. Lit my hair on fire with a flaming pastie. Never lit my clothes on fire though, except for burning a big hole in my fishnets. But they didn't catch. We always have a fire extinguisher and flame proof cloths handy. Believe it or not, we actually had a fire inspector come out and he approved all of our pyro stuff.