mrstitches

The next time one of my customers sends their dog outside because it is barking at me through the window, so it can bother me instead of them, and I have to do my damned job with their untrained dog barking, and growling at me, I am going to murder them and watch their dog eat them. And how about you train your fucking dogs...
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The summer is trying to kill me. I wish it would get it over with already.
It's kind of amazing how much better you feel when you replace a sweaty shirt with a dry one, and how fast it just becomes a gross sweaty shirt. I need someone to follow me around with dry shirts all august, and who can wash them for me.
Also,...
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There are way too many crappy movies that I can't help but watch when I see that they're on TV. I've seen National Treasure way too many times.

Jordan, Jesse, Go! is pretty damned funny. You should listen to it maybe, if you like things that are good.

I can understand a hospital having rules where you can only smoke in a designated area away from any doors or any place people have to walk by you and breathe in trace amounts of your cigarette smoke. But when you are a university hospital on a huge campus and you don't let people smoke anywhere on the universtiy/hospital property, you're just being assholes. Not...
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I'm not sure, but I think I just saw a commercial for a show, and the central theme of the show is that the main character has a large dick.

Shortly after calming down from a near blind rage this afternoon, I started to wonder: What could possibly be going through a person's mind that makes them think it is okay to slow down to half the speed limit on a busy road to gawk at swans on a pond? It probably would have bothered me less if the horn in my work truck wasn't...
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Oh shit Star Trek was awesome.

I could sleep for basically forever.