I just watched Astronaut Farmer, and it has inspired me.
It has inspired me to never watch Astronaut Farmer again.
"So, MrStitches, what have you been up to?" you ask.
"Shut your hole" I reply.
Nothing. At all really.
Saturday though I get to see cavewoman titties and dinosaur bones. Also butterflies and fake stars on a ceiling.
Then back to nothing.
Why can't I not constantly lose hair tie rubber band things? They disappear worse than socks. Drives me nuts. Then I find them all over the place when I'm not looking for one. They're fucking everywhere. I fought a brave battle against the kipple yesterday. Unsurprisingly it is making a fierce comeback. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
It has inspired me to never watch Astronaut Farmer again.
"So, MrStitches, what have you been up to?" you ask.
"Shut your hole" I reply.
Nothing. At all really.
Saturday though I get to see cavewoman titties and dinosaur bones. Also butterflies and fake stars on a ceiling.
Then back to nothing.
Why can't I not constantly lose hair tie rubber band things? They disappear worse than socks. Drives me nuts. Then I find them all over the place when I'm not looking for one. They're fucking everywhere. I fought a brave battle against the kipple yesterday. Unsurprisingly it is making a fierce comeback. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
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they're also easy to steal.
i have plenty, though i dont use them for hair.
Commie.