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Saturday Jul 02, 2005

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I live in the most entertaining city EVER.

Within the past three days, I have seen these things happen in Murderapolis :

1) A fellow sitting alone facing his reflection in a window peacefully.. save for the sporadic batting at insect(s) that weren't there.

2) Two bums getting into a fight. One kept continuously poking the other with an umbrella.. and the other would run up and push him.. and then face the other way. Then, the bum with the umbrella would inch over and poke him with the umbrella again until things escalated into a fucking BRAWL. Good times.

3) A fellow.. casually walking along the sidewalks of downtown Murderapolis with his two friends with a mere subtle difference between him and them : he was carrying a life sized cross on his shoulder. I'm talking full sized climb up and crucify yourself fucking CROSS. It was even equipped with WHEELS, for Christ's sake.

..BAHAHAHAH. "For Christ's sake" I said just now. OH, I slay me.

Anyway.. man.. I'll bet Christ would have appreciated some wheels. And holy HELL would The Passion of the Christ gone 234523462364 times faster with the wheels.

The cross was painted white and had the words : "On this day, I serve The Lord." on it. This got me to thinking. It reminded me of having a fake baby assigned to your care for home economics class. Which made me think that perhaps his church assigned him the cross for a day.. so he took it out with his buddies on a Friday night downtown. But I doubt they'd let him take it into any kind of establishment.. he'd have to check it right outside the door.

He'd have to chain it up like a BIKE. It'd get STOLEN! Hell. I'd steal it.. it's got fucking WHEELS!

Anyway. I thought you'd all like to know that. Goodnight.
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
gish:
a giant cross? thats crazy.
Jul 16, 2005
trucker_fiction:
back to normal.


update yo shiz, yo
Jul 19, 2005

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