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Monday Jul 25, 2005

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Mwa ha ha ha hahaaaa. Darth Vader eat your heart out......

Do you remember the lovely picture MedusaQ sent me a few weeks ago? Well, she shipped it to me in a cardboard tube, which I kept 'just in case' (I'm terrible for that sort of thing). Well, yesterday it came in might handy.

Being a humid day I left my front door open so as to let a warm breeze waft through the house and circulate some fresh air. Well, by complete surprise who should come visiting but Mr and Mrs House Fly and the entire family, clearly here for a weekend break.

Frankly, I don't know who the hell they thought they were but they immediately treated this place like a hotel, buzzing from room to room, sitting on the chairs without asking and generally being annoying. So, out came the cardboard tube and.....

BAM

Clocked the first one straight in the mush. It bounced off the wall before spiralling to the floor like a little German Fokker crashing and burning during a dog-fight in WW2.

WOOSH
ZHOOM
Your powers are weak, old fly
KAH-TISH

Yep, I rocked big time. Darth Vader has a shiny black helmet, Yoda has a little green one, mine is long and white and made of cardboard. smile

Family Fly are no more, their little corpses scattered across my living room floor, waiting to be hoovered up by the next chick who knocks on my door asking if she can cook and clean for me.

Hurrah for me!
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
leola:
Hurrah! I bloody hate flies. When they come into my living room I shout at them and wave my arms about, occassionally destroying a vase...... I think I need your weapon.
kiss
Jul 25, 2005
medusaq:
so happy to hear of the multiple joys i have given you unintentionally...

i'm sad for the flies, but they got what was coming to them...home invasion is unacceptable.
Jul 25, 2005

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