You find the funniest things out by the curb on garbage day eve. When I went to check on my cans, to see how many of the locals had used my recycling can for their baggies of dogshit (and don't get me started on my thoughts on picking up hot fresh turds with only a 1/100th of an inch thick plastic lining between a hand and the turd) I found something really special. There it was, in a clean gray plastic shopping bag: A brand-new pack of "Manbound" metal cock rings (3-pack, 1.5", 1.75" and 2" rings, $12.99), only missing one ring; the tiny one. But that was just the teaser; the prize was a brand-spanking-new FIRE PUMP penis enlarger (with High Intensity Super Suction, $24.99).
Now, the last thing I need is a penis extender, but it might be interesting to see if I can get into one of the steel rings sometime although I'm not sure what they're good for. As for the FIRE PUMP, my best friend can be a real dick so I'm certain I'll be able to think of someone who might appreciate the FIRE PUMP this Christmas!
Now, the last thing I need is a penis extender, but it might be interesting to see if I can get into one of the steel rings sometime although I'm not sure what they're good for. As for the FIRE PUMP, my best friend can be a real dick so I'm certain I'll be able to think of someone who might appreciate the FIRE PUMP this Christmas!
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deuteranopia:
Well, those are indeed trashcan treasures. The cock pump, well, despite its seemingly unopened appearance, I wouldn't touch the thing. As for the rings, well, I'm sure with a little ingenuity, you could convert them into some type of cranial jewelry and just never tell whomever you give them to what they once were.
deuteranopia:
Well, at the very least, I wouldn't let the recipients know the source of their re-gifts.