mrmiddlefinger

So, I put an add on Roommates.com a week ago, in an attempt to find someone to rent the other bedroom in my house, and no one has decided to get back to me... Could my old roommate be telling them that I have a serious problem with B.O.? Or could it be that because everybody is so shallow, and they have refused to respond simply because I have no picture. I am leaning towards the latter. Why would someone need a sexy bitch of a roommate anyway? It's a terrible idea to fuck your roommate... though it can be quite enjoyable, as all good fucking should be...

So anyway, if anyone is looking for a new place to live, and would like to reside in Catonsville, I can help out a bruthah/sistah/it so long as they are attractive, smell nice, don't care that I'm ugly, and smell, and should be put out of my misery...

and like a baby, i'm outta this fuck-hole