mrmiddlefinger

Ladies, Gentlemen, and "Other"...

I have been called again to go play in the sandbox.

I will have no access to SG while I am there, but for those of you who like me enough to want to talk to me, I can be e-mailed at john.hicks@auab.aorcentaf.af.mil

Love you all...

Stay sick

Holy fucking shit... It's been a while....

I just got invited to go meet Vanilla Fucking Ice!!!

I hear he's a pretty cool guy and all, but I just really want to get my picture taken with him so I can say that I actually met the Whitest sonuvabitch to ever belt out horrible rhymes... It's like a piece of shitty music history that I...
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So, I took this second job... Don't know why, I really didn't need the money or anything... I was looking to work two to three nights a week. I ended up getting stuck with four shifts, and have been called in twice in the last 5 days. Fuck that noise... I put in my notice tonight... I have incorporated my Obscene T-Shirt Co. now, and...
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So, I've been away for quite a while... Life takes some fucked up turns here and there... I've been dating around and having fun, but I am coming to realize just how much I love knowing myself... I feel like that feather from Forrest Gump... I just blow around everywhere, and as soon as things stat to become settled, I blow somewhere else... It's getting...
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Well, I spent a week in Ocean City with my roommate and some other friends, and while I was there I took a side trip to Delaware, and met a tattoo artist named Matthew Amey. I took a look at all of his work, and decided that he would be the best suited to do a custom tattoo that I wanted... Anyway, here are the...
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Well, I just spent another wonderful evening with the lovely lady, and it was as incredible as every other night we have spent together... Perhaps I am crazy, and if so please tell me (though I won't listen).

I am a very, very happy camper

Well, it pains me to say, but I think my tenure as a single guy just may be over. I met this incredible girl... At first, I didn't really know what I was looking for, just that I can't settle anymore. I have had a lot of bad experiences, to include a terrible marriage... All based on settling.

I want a girl with an attitude,...
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Today, I got out of work early to go to a function between my work-team and another. We played softball, and it was a shit-load of fun. The problem was that I was asked to buy a bottle of raspberry vodka and some sprite for some people. We got there, and there was no cups, so because the bottle had been opened, I told everyone...
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I spent this weekend in a strange world... The world of the dance club... I remember how before I developed an "I don't give a flying fuck... and shit" attitude, how they were intimidating places full of beautiful pretentious people. It's not quite the same anymore. Now I go in, and have a good time because I go not looking to hook up, or find...
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I just saw something that is quite shocking to me... This is a headline from Yahoo news:

FDA to ban sperm from men who had gay sex

Hmmm... That is pretty ridiculous. Does sodomy affect sperm? I doubt it. Wouldn't you think that any person regardless of race, creed, sex, religious affiliation, and or sexual orientation would be able to offer up the same quality...
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