A thief should die.
Woes.
March 7th 2009 I was in Arcata for the first time in almost a year.
I came out of the bar where my friends had been DJing.
Next thing I remembered was waking up in a hospital bed in Redding a day later.
My skull had been fractured.
I was suffering from a subdural hematoma.
My heart rate had been...
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Woes.
March 7th 2009 I was in Arcata for the first time in almost a year.
I came out of the bar where my friends had been DJing.
Next thing I remembered was waking up in a hospital bed in Redding a day later.
My skull had been fractured.
I was suffering from a subdural hematoma.
My heart rate had been...
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The other day I drank all day in my underwear with a wig and blublockers on in public. Other people had more elaborate get-ups. Some people were just plain nude. Most everybody was a little bit intoxicated at least. It was my first experience with Bay to Breakers. Bunch of kooks.
This is from one of my favorite movies in the world:
I like to...
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This is from one of my favorite movies in the world:
I like to...
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toothpickmoe:
I bet your nipples could cut glass, though. That's useful.
toothpickmoe:
Or you're a nude cat burglar.
Plans can change so quickly when you don't follow through on them. Then, the things we'd always wanted to do might never get done. That's when maybe life surprises us with something we absolutely must do. This is one of those times for me. The urgency of the situations I'm in require that I draw upon my every strength and quality. Whether or not anyone...
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velvet_petal:
"Altera Merces". I like that.
Okay, that cat is friggin' hilarious. Sounds like one of my grandmas used to sound. The grouchy one.
Okay, that cat is friggin' hilarious. Sounds like one of my grandmas used to sound. The grouchy one.
dot:
mrginger needs to visit!
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kas:
omg, crystal pepsi FTW!!!!! i would have less bruises if i were drinking that for sure, but vodka tonic is my poison 
magpie:
thank you!
And did you move?
Where the hell have I been.
And did you move?
Where the hell have I been.
Today I drive North to a gathering to honor a friend's life. He died by his own hand. He'll be missed.
Though he led a volatile existence, this was something unexpected. jerk.
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prockgirlscout:
Sorry to hear about your friend. It's so unfair when someone who has people who care about him feels like they have no choice but to off themselves. I guess the random and unpleasant weird of your year continues.
redheadedleague:
I'm sorry it to hear it, man. That's a beautiful lament.
Is it wrong to eat pork rinds and smoked oysters in the same day?
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annisa:
and, I think it may be wrong to ever eat a pork rind
and, I think it may be wrong to ever eat a pork rind
inga:
Heyyyyy! where are you??!
I guess my boys do swim. Quick! What's the winning lottery numbers?
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mrginger:
Yeah, so... apparently...there's these things called "condoms"...right? Also, there is a thing they call "birth control pills". Also, there are things called "uteri". I wish I could describe the situation as "immaculate", but, its not exactly streamlined yet. I may have made more than a boner this time.
odette:
yeah sometimes that stuff doesnt work....
me: "oh, this birth control is 99.99% effective. thats good enough for me."
me: "oh, this birth control is 99.99% effective. thats good enough for me."
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clio:
thanks! nope, don't eat meat.
clio:
red lentils, soup vegetables, vegetable broth. simple yet effective.
I don't know. Great.
Have fun.
Have fun.
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velvet_petal:
That's a beautiful song, MrGinger. As for as being immortalized by Sophie in one of her drawings, I hope you do. I know you've got what it takes in terms of the creativity and uniqueness to get noticed for something like that, so get to writing.
mrcrisp:
Yeah, I grew up in Hercules and went to school at HSU. It's pouring up here right now, but I'm told it was lovely up until the moment I arrived.
I almost get killed in the street by some unknown random piece of shit in March 2009 and the cops don't care enough to know I was life-flighted. I narrowly avoid death once again in March this year while crashing my car through a telephone pole and off a cliff and everybody wants money. Go figure.
meatpieboy:
Fuckers. I'm sorry to hear that.
kas:
bitches man.....I have love for you in Sacramento if you pass through
I'm covered in poison oak. Its all over. It sucks and I hate it. Today I went to urgent care and they gave me a shot of steroids in my right buttock. I flexed so hard when the needle pierced my flesh that I almost broke it off. I want to scratch myself, like with a knife, but that would make the outbreak worse. My...
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snakeplissken:
Don't itch and touch your peehole.
toothpickmoe:
Hands away from face!
Peace.