Thursday Jan 29, 2009

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someone anonymously "gifted" me a 3-month membership to reactivate my account. Hmmm... do you think "anonymous" could be another term for "SG marketing department"?

Well, whoever my silent benefactor is, thank you.

Thursday Oct 12, 2006

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Awake in the middle of the night (morning?!) again. Woo-hoo! Mother fucking non-endometriosis having uterus with endometriosis-like symptoms! puke

In other news, my best friend and I just started our own business! I make jewelry (almost all with semi-precious stones and silver), and she makes *tons* of stuff, so we decided to finally take the leap and start selling! So far we have appeared at 3...
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Thursday Jun 15, 2006

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your pool?
Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your porch?
Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
Bill

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no ideer.

What do you call...
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badsun2:
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves
Russel ....err sorry couldnt resist throwing another one in
themadcaplaughs:
Or the one legged girl at your door... eileen

Sunday Jun 11, 2006

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I am officially between jobs! Woo-hoo!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Thursday Mar 02, 2006

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i wanted to say something humorous about antibiotics and the plague warring over my body, creating a zombie as an end result to infect the world, but...

*wheeze*

i used up all my stamina chatting with guys. one of whom was getting a little too fresh with me for a first-time chat, went silent for 5 minutes before i could say anything about it, and...
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visara:
Hope you're feeling better by now. I like your profile pic!
oldgreeneyes:
Not much but a whole lotta work. How about you?
Thanks for the luck! I'll need it. wink

Friday Feb 24, 2006

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Apparently all I needed was a healthy dose of Women's Figure Skating to cheer me up. We stayed up until 11:45 to watch that final score come in to see if Sasha Cohen would medal. I can't fathom a system that allows people who fall during their performance to medal, but other than the fall, the rest of her performance was just dazzling compared to...
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oldgreeneyes:
A test pilot and astronaut like those in the movie THE RIGHT STUFF.

Animal Planet always cheers me up. Well, mostly. When the get serious and cover stuff like the animals that were left behind after Katrina, that just breaks my heart. But The Planet's Funniest Animals always cracks me up. wink
oldgreeneyes:
Yeah, the guilt sucks. I don't miss that at all. wink

Monday Feb 20, 2006

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Wow. So, apparently, there's this whole section of RULES no one lets you in on when you sign up on AFF. Most prominently, when you and a guy agree you want to fuck, all pretext of civility and common courtesy are hence allowed to be thrown out the window - for the guy.

Stood up twice by the same guy, no phone call either time....
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cld:
I like to say first that i love your profile pic.

I use to go pub with this chick, but the sad thing was about her was that she was born with both and when the parents decide to remove the dick, the doctor stuffed up and she lost all movement in her legs and has to spend the rest of her life in a wheel chair. Very sad.
oldgreeneyes:
What's AFF?

My daughter will be 16 next week! I'm going to fly out and spend her birthday with her. I can't wait.

I too am tired of the cold. I want to get out more, but damn, it's just freezing all the time. I can't wait to go swimming again in Lake Washington! wink

Sunday Feb 19, 2006

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hearts 'n gripes

i love ShadowCast and iTunes
I am the proud new owner of $87+ worth of iTunes downloads, including an album by Imogen Heap and TWO by Ladytron. biggrin

i mad ShadowCast and iTunes
I now have $87 of expenditures to hide from my husband

i love ShadowCast
I will just buy my hubby a Fleshlight and call it even

i love google
Well, we'll be even right...
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oldgreeneyes:
Too funny! wink
oldgreeneyes:
I'm too poor not to. frown

Friday Feb 17, 2006

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Wanna know what sucks ass? Wanting to suck cock but having your head so stuffed up it would be impossible to breathe.

What also sucks ass is being so incoherent that you don't care that you used the word "suck" twice in one sentence, but really you do care, but you're so fucking miserable, you're just gonna let it slide because you've just spent the...
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shadowcast:
that does suck smile

one time , i bought that "fleshlight" - thats a really cool way to masturbate when my hands just get so boring !! hehe

i like moby too - i got to meet him a few times years ago (i was a dj) - i even spun with him at some old "warehouse" raves back in 1992-1994.
i think you would like Imogen heap alot - its in that electronic vein - but such a pretty voice (she is the singer from Frou Frou)
and also - the new Ladytron cd is really good. way better than their first 2 cds - the new one is called "the witching hour" - well worth the money

kiss feel better soon !!!!!!!!!
oldgreeneyes:
That's what I thought, but the 'pinko' is what threw me. wink
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