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I hurt all over.

My legs and abs hurt from capoeira.
My lips hurt from chilli.
My chest and arms hurt from weights.
My brain hurts from Microsoft fucking powerpoint.
My eyes hurt from lack of sleep.

Actually, I think the only bit that doesn't hurt enough is my liver. Clearly more wine is required.
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meow:
Thanks!

miao!!
layka:
thank you so much for lovely comment honey!!!!
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im glad for read this by you!
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I quit my job. Only three painful months until I am a free man...
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torrance:
booo for not so nice comments about yourself.
momozilla:
hollistic cat foods have less grains in the (which cats really aren't meant to digest... they are meat eaters after all) and have less chemicals that actually shorten lifespans and my cause them to have problems with their coats, organs etc.
a lot of the more famous pet foods are actually some of the worst things you can give your pet. like science diet. i would sooner eat tree bark than give that stuff to my cats.

haha yea my taxi driver customer is a rather portly man. most popular american shows and TV stations aren't much different from middle eastern tv i guess XD

too bad my set going live is so far away frown
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Generally, I am quite a laid back person.

Generally, I am agreeable.

Generally, I am not succeeding like I need to.

Any ideas to help me change the third point without messing around too much with the first two?
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quirky:
I shit after work. I feel that it is 100 times more satisfying this way.
renna:
Thanks for the awesome comment on my new set in member review, I Has Big Pantz!

It's so very much appreciated!
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From Der Spiegel:
I'M SORRY, MR G. RAFFE IS NOT AVAILABLE

Dublin Zoo has issued an appeal to the public to stop calling its switchboard. It warns people responding to text messages urging them to call people with names like G. Raffe, Anna Conda and Rory Lyons are falling victim to one of the oldest practical jokes in the book.

Sometimes the oldest practical jokes...
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sydni:
I do what I can. You know, apparently, you're not supposed to have gin anywhere near your ass. wink
sydni:
It's only a lubricant when it goes in your mouth. Heh.
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Today's motto is "Grin and bear it."

If I can make it to the weekend it might become "Gin and bare it."
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lashes:
Oh yeah, "cunting balls" is one of my fave things to say! A lot of people are offended at the word cunt, but I bloody love it.. in every aspect!
reid:
I rented Death at a Funeral. its a british film. it was awesome!
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BBC News: The rodent to ruin
The Scottish Wildlife Trust talks of a "charismatic creature", citing a study which estimates that beaver-tourism could be worth 101 per household.

"Beaver tourism"? They knew exactly what they were writing...
annisa:
hahahahah..that was the best comment
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All the photos from my trip to Australia and New Zealand came out terribly. The developers tried to claim that they were all taken with the sun behind the subject - quite how I would have managed this on five different films I don't know, particularly on the indoor shots.

Another set of holiday memories ruined - first Guatemala, now this... mad
hunkpapa:
that happened on five rolls of film? what a bloody nightmare frown

hope you had an awesome trip despite that, though.
salome:
Thank you for the set comment! I'm glad you appreciated it on a design level and not just a vajayjay level. wink
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After three weeks on the other side of the world, I felt like a new man.

After four days back home, my shoulders are tight, my head is throbbing and I'm not sleeping.

Time moves on, but sometimes we do not.