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I'm not giraffe obsessed (although, why shouldn't I be? They are intrinsically hilarious), but this, with one of teh greatest headlines ever, was too good to pass up.

Police suspect giraffe in circus breakout

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Fifteen camels, two zebras and several llamas and pot-bellied pigs escaped from a circus visiting Amsterdam early Monday, police said.

"We suspect that a giraffe kicked open a pen," Dutch police said in a statement, adding that the animals did not get far before they were rounded up and returned to the circus.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/fuckingcoolgiraffestory