the stupid wind keeps making me lose my internet connection
and it tried to kill me on the freeway
evil wind
and it tried to kill me on the freeway
evil wind
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"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." (Lilly Tomlin)
"Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven." (Mark Twain)
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." (Mae West)
"Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be...
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"Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven." (Mark Twain)
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." (Mae West)
"Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be...
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velocity:
No kitties, they were patriotic. And sparkly.
pinkokitty:
Wearing pajamas to work would be awesome.
Especially if one doesn't sleep naked.
Especially if one doesn't sleep naked.
i stayed with my friend this weekend while her boyfriend was out of town
i love her but good god am i glad to be in my own bed again...i think i missed my pillows and the sound of traffic
plus my bed is a whole lot squishier
went to an awesome halloween party on saturday and got drunk for the first time in how...
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i love her but good god am i glad to be in my own bed again...i think i missed my pillows and the sound of traffic
plus my bed is a whole lot squishier
went to an awesome halloween party on saturday and got drunk for the first time in how...
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velocity:
I'm booooored. I'm also kind of embarassed that I lost your number. If you don't mind the smell of hot koolaid and pickled beets, you're welcome to come over and keep me entertained.
velocity:
Oh my god, totally! I'm requesting a book right now!
I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it.
Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music.
I'm going to find...
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Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music.
I'm going to find...
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rylie:
are you channeling Steve Zissou?
aficionado:
I never finished watching that movie. I watched Whatsup, Tiger Lily instead. good movie.
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crayne:
Heh. I'd bake you one if I lived anywhere near you. 
velocity:
Or a Caribbean craft fair, which sounds pretty close to Hell to me.
the callus are starting to come back now that i'm on my feet all day long.
i've been trying to buy a pumpkin muffin for a couple weeks now, everytime they've run out. they had them last night and that's what i'm going to eat right now.
i've been trying to buy a pumpkin muffin for a couple weeks now, everytime they've run out. they had them last night and that's what i'm going to eat right now.
aficionado:
pumpkin muffin? hrmmmmm. I'm strangely intrigued. I dunno if I should be enticed or frightened. I think I'm enticed. Where does one get such a thing?
"We don't know how to take care of a baby."
"Let's give it a bath."
"I'm gonna slap you around like a red-headed step child."
"Uh oh..."
"You drowned it."
"We'll never get to see it grow up."
"And so it is with utmost regret that I must report that our baby was stolen by gypsies in the night."
"Yeah, sorry about that. Heh heh."
"Let's give it a bath."
"I'm gonna slap you around like a red-headed step child."
"Uh oh..."
"You drowned it."
"We'll never get to see it grow up."
"And so it is with utmost regret that I must report that our baby was stolen by gypsies in the night."
"Yeah, sorry about that. Heh heh."
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slavewire:
quoting somethin there..?
dude, they don't have Chopper in Mineapolis? you gotta see that movie! it's fuckin awesome!
search harder, you gotta find it sometime...
let me know how the search goes.
so how's workin for your mom goin?
dude, they don't have Chopper in Mineapolis? you gotta see that movie! it's fuckin awesome!
search harder, you gotta find it sometime...
let me know how the search goes.
so how's workin for your mom goin?
dagan:
Yes...they even have pumpkin beer right now!
one of the bad things about working with your mom is the fact that she guilts you into taking shifts you don't really want
yes i appreciate that she gave me a job
yes i appreciate all the help she's given me over the years
no i do not want to take this crappy shift
but i will, because she's my mom
yes i appreciate that she gave me a job
yes i appreciate all the help she's given me over the years
no i do not want to take this crappy shift
but i will, because she's my mom
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aficionado:
yeah, I mean that the past tense of "forsake" should be "forsook." Doesn't it just sound right? kinda? whatever.....
I make up words all the damn time, even when I'm writing papers. then Microsoft Word underlines it and I'm like, "nuh-huh, bitch! that's so a word!" and then I look it up and it really isn't. dammit. It should be!
Shakespeare made up over 300 words!!! The only one I can remember is excellent. He MADE UP the word "excellent." I'm no shakespeare, but if HE can make up words, I can too, dammit! I sound angry. heh. but i'm not.
I make up words all the damn time, even when I'm writing papers. then Microsoft Word underlines it and I'm like, "nuh-huh, bitch! that's so a word!" and then I look it up and it really isn't. dammit. It should be!
Shakespeare made up over 300 words!!! The only one I can remember is excellent. He MADE UP the word "excellent." I'm no shakespeare, but if HE can make up words, I can too, dammit! I sound angry. heh. but i'm not.
thejuanupsman:
I can't imagine working with my mom. That would be dreadful. Then again, your mom sounds nicer than mine.
bleh...while it is nice to have money again, the prospect of continuing to work at hallmark is making my head hurt
it would be nice if the people i have interviewed with were to call me to at least let me know that they weren't going with me, instead of holding me in suspence
it would be nice if the people i have interviewed with were to call me to at least let me know that they weren't going with me, instead of holding me in suspence
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crayne:
Yeah, I know. I'm glad we could work things out the way we did. If only for the little one. No need for him to fall victim to the fact that two people can't have a relationship anymore...
velocity:
Hehe. You said ball winder.
i am a red dragon born in the year of the brown sheep
3:00 - 7:00 (3 A.M. to 7 A.M.) are my lucky hours apparently...all the more reason to believe i was meant to be a night owl
weee!
it was funny when i did my brothers...he's a Black Sheep, born in the year of Black Pig
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3:00 - 7:00 (3 A.M. to 7 A.M.) are my lucky hours apparently...all the more reason to believe i was meant to be a night owl
weee!
it was funny when i did my brothers...he's a Black Sheep, born in the year of Black Pig
obviously it's the black sheep thing i...
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velocity:
Oh my holy hell. Those two sweeties are going to be appliqued onto a jazzed up sweatshirt for sure!
but i haven't that much hair anymore, so.. umm.. we're kind of ok now...
but killing you, yes, that would be bad!