monsvalentine

i prefer metaphysics to theology.
i have tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones.
i have worshipped buddha, allah, brahma, vishnu, nietzsche, mushrooms and acid.
i know things.
i learned that there are 108 beads in a catholic rosary.
i know there are 108 stitches in a baseball.
i put that together and gave jesus a chance.
i gave up on him when he laid to much guilt on me.
i think the films of michael moore are self-indulgent crap.
i open presents christmas morning rather than christmas eve.
i believe lee harvey oswald acted alone.
i believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy and the small of a woman's back.
i went for a run today.
i ate ribs at the railhead smokehouse.
i dig the sun, beer, hot dogs, peanuts, friends and freaks that baseball offers.
i am drinking dr. pepper right now.
i watch american chopper.
i will own an original mark rothko before i pass.
i have the best biscuit ever.
i just taught you that a biscuit is actually a bed.
i love sarcasm.
i require sleep.
i need to pitch some more songs.
i should write a song about you.
i do no regret.
i like thick gritty accents.
i understand.
i like grocery shopping but i buy way too much shit.
i am into the scent of loccitane verbena.
i am into cutting horses.
i think albacore tuna sashimi is from the gawds of old.
i can expand your mind.
i hate raisins and cilantro with a deep passion.
i own over three thousand cds.
i need a new cd.
i want to buy a black mouth cur.
i wish radio would give a damn.
i admire a girl that can talk music.
i melt when she bites her lip.
i am addicted to reality television, the latest of which is 'blow out'.
i think there is something very sexy about maya rudolph.
i need occassional silence.
i think most people are full of shit.
i miss chicago and los angeles.
i believe in the sweet spot.
i think hualalai is the shit.
i think jeff buckley was beyond talent.
i am a puma kicks whore.
i surf and i snowboard.
i love mexican beer.
i hope.
i hope you bought the new muse l.p.
i think jamba juice is better than smoothie king.
i eat red meat.
i love a road trip.
i will save the rest for later.