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Don't hate the media BECOME the media.
y:
We already are the media, perhaps? But THE media is the pretender to the throne, and has been for the longest time. I don't know.
lilianna:
bastard.
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Jeff Koyen kicks ass. You do not. Go to his new website or puppies will be mutilated. In fact, no promises either way. Jeff informs me that no puppies were harmed during the making of this website.

Lovely Pictures Terrible Words
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zaksmith:
"Jeff Koyen Kicks ass. You do not."

Yeah, maybe.

The person to ask would be Illi.

she'd be the only one qualified to judge both of us.
flux:
Really, anything that man wrote delights me to my very core.
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I shouldn't be allowed to speak after I've been drinking. Put enough drinks in me and my words could strip the paint off a car. I don't even realize what is appropriate and what is impertinent. I should get myself a muzzle. Or a ball gag. Maybe I should get a ball gag anyway.

I'm a really great guy once you get to know me....
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y:
Ditto.
piracy:
i can't like a thing unless it pissess somebody off. that goes for art, music, and people.
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Several days ago I left my home with only a small backpack full of supplies and took a bus up here to Madison. I have not been left wanting since I arrived. I have showered, eaten, been fed, am clothed, have gotten endless free cups of iced chai and coffee, and have attended the randomist of random house parties.

"Casual sex is over, man. From...
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y:
You're a class act.
lemonkid:
Glad to find people with similar obsessions.

The Master and Margarita is quite brilliant, do find yourself a copy.
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After a rousing 36 holes of Frisbee golf (in which I was soundly trounced) I am now alerted to the fact that I am going on a blind date. More like ordered to go. I have decided that it is not a blind date, I am merely meeting someone new. It is, in fact, a blind double date. She sounds like a perfectly nice girl....
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y:
That's it - I'm moving to the States! Either that or I'm invading St. Andrew's with a truckload of frisbees ooo aaa
y:
Come and introduce Scotland to the joys of frisbee-golf.
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This guy here is a friend of mine. I just spoke with him on the phone. FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.
y:
I'm not actually Straight Edge at all, my friend; I've just always been repulsed by alcohol and smoking (of all kinds); and also by meaningless sex. So I kind of fit the Straight Edge criteria, or so I've heard. But I hate clubs/gangs, and also people who agitate for this that or the other thing. Freedom all the way, baby, that's me.

Check out Billyfivecrows' last sentence of the comment he left in my journal. It's a quote, it seems, but I don't know from where.

Hope more funny shit comes your way soon wink
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I think after my deadline on friday I am going to go away for a week or so. Maybe just go out into the woods or something.
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This is the renaissance. With every passing moment we discover the most profound knowledge ever to grace human existance.

Everyone is off missing it because they are watching american idol.

Life is pretty amazing. I am lucky to be here, today.

Existing.

Aware of my own existance.

Boggles the mind.

Ah, the moon.

The junebugs are out. The corn in the field across the street...
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malloreigh:
we don't know that we're missing silence til the power's out and suddenly... it's too loud to think.
lemonkid:
I really need to see a theatrical production of that.