Last night i met this guy that works with my dad and his girlyfriend. Well, by the time i had gotten home, people were pretty sauced up and saying interesting things. I sat outside and talked to them for a little while and i had a little fun with the drunks. The guy was pretty well composed except for this one time while his woman had gone to fix herself yet another appletini, he told me that he wishes she was more intellectual and begins shaking his head. I quickly avoided the whole issue and began some small talk. Well, later, since i was the only sober person who would drive, i ended up taking the girl to the grocery store to buy gummy bears. the ENTIRE time we are on this little adventure she decides to hit on me in a drunken, yet trying to be subtle manner. she discusses with me that she wants a girlfriend while dating this guy and that she thought so many girls up here (they are new to the area) were smokin hot. well, needless to say, i felt a tad bit uncomfortable. I have a 20 year old, drunk chick who wants my body..... Sorry, but i have too much of a conscience and i hate stupid people, so i was not really all that aroused. I think what she really needs is someone who is little bit better influence to hang with and a job. It's my mission to get her out of the house. That's kinda why my dad wanted me to meet her. Her boyfriend needs some time alone and she doesn't drive and she is always there. I could see why. So that was my experience when i came home last night....
Yarbles!

what you didn't mention is if you found her even the littlest bit attractive. I'm assuming no, but it was a missing element of the story.