Here's an update because, well, because I can.
Things you should know about':
1. On Thursday, I destroy Portland thoroughly. Some rad cats will most likely destroy it with me - the whole experience is likely to be tits.
2. I've been getting a lot of comments from people who aren't on my friend's list lately. This excites me - I usually don't...
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Things you should know about':
1. On Thursday, I destroy Portland thoroughly. Some rad cats will most likely destroy it with me - the whole experience is likely to be tits.
2. I've been getting a lot of comments from people who aren't on my friend's list lately. This excites me - I usually don't...
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As usual, I was way the fuck ahead of the world. Thanksgiving on Thursday? HA! I already did that shit on Sunday, slackers.
So seeing as I was pre-turkeyed, I spent the day with one of my favoite people, me. Together, we cleaned the apartment, watched some Eddie Izzard, and eventually got stir crazy.
I ventured out into this fine city to grab a...
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So seeing as I was pre-turkeyed, I spent the day with one of my favoite people, me. Together, we cleaned the apartment, watched some Eddie Izzard, and eventually got stir crazy.
I ventured out into this fine city to grab a...
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felicia_____:
Well, Wallis gets some good powder, but Futuna is pretty much all slush and crud.
yebutz:
HEY...i used that parking garage on saturday
damn
damn
To some this time of year means family. To others it means giving thanks and reflecting on all the blessings the year has brought. To me, it means hot chicks I haven't seen in awhile.
It was nastier outside than three tons of elephant shit in a one ton shit container made out of someone's shit, so we decided to stay in. Freezing rain...
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It was nastier outside than three tons of elephant shit in a one ton shit container made out of someone's shit, so we decided to stay in. Freezing rain...
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edison23:
hey buddy, Nice holiday for you. I am doing the move back to FL and I am on the prowl for all sorts of things. Mostly my pride I can't seem to find it anywhere. Maybe it's in my jeans I left in LA. You will now have to think of me on the same clock and coast and just look down instead of over when you think of me. So hey now you have a friend in FL.
Drinking around the world in Epcot would be a worthy adventure for FAM.
Glad you had a good day.
Drinking around the world in Epcot would be a worthy adventure for FAM.
Glad you had a good day.
oryx:
i'm guessing you are not refering to the hot Lesbo action.
I suggest if your friends have never thrown a Bar-Mitzvah themed party, they need to get-the-fuck with the now, man.
What a good time was had, I'm sure pictures will follow soon.
Now, my favorite quotes from the evening:
Ashlee: "no, it's Pierre tonight, can't you see my mustache?"
MK: "Pierre, I'm so gay for you right now."
While watching the Pistons Brawl...
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What a good time was had, I'm sure pictures will follow soon.
Now, my favorite quotes from the evening:
Ashlee: "no, it's Pierre tonight, can't you see my mustache?"
MK: "Pierre, I'm so gay for you right now."
While watching the Pistons Brawl...
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bikiniradio:
Im liking destryilate...
Good word.
So lets all go do that, whatever destryilating encompasses
Good word.
So lets all go do that, whatever destryilating encompasses
al:
Sorry, honey, no crazy stories today.
So apparently, despite all the whining about your current jobs or lack there of, non of you really want anything better because the last time I received such a piddly response to an update I was probably talking about penis size on the boards with some graphical profile pic.
If you want awesome employment ... see previous entry.
Now last night I somehow ended up...
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If you want awesome employment ... see previous entry.
Now last night I somehow ended up...
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soleils:
nice ass.
thehedgehog:
the who?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR COMPLEX INTERHIGHWAY SUPARLINGO
shop at zares.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR COMPLEX INTERHIGHWAY SUPARLINGO
shop at zares.
A comedy of errors:
My father's sole reason for having children was to embarrass them at every possible moment. Oh, it sucked at the time, but I emerged with a keen ability to not-give-a-shit when the shit was, unfortunately, all over me.
The last few days, it's been a damn good thing as, perhaps due to lack of sleep or simple lapse in vigilance, I've...
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My father's sole reason for having children was to embarrass them at every possible moment. Oh, it sucked at the time, but I emerged with a keen ability to not-give-a-shit when the shit was, unfortunately, all over me.
The last few days, it's been a damn good thing as, perhaps due to lack of sleep or simple lapse in vigilance, I've...
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drexel:
thanks darlin. 
my dad introduced my mom to someone at their wedding and went blank. "joe this is my wife........uh........?" yeah they'd been married for about an hour i think. i personally have NEVER been in such a situation. close once...my friend jen says "erica, aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?" i smoothly say "no. we're all grown-ups here. introduce yourselves." smooth, i tell you.
my dad introduced my mom to someone at their wedding and went blank. "joe this is my wife........uh........?" yeah they'd been married for about an hour i think. i personally have NEVER been in such a situation. close once...my friend jen says "erica, aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?" i smoothly say "no. we're all grown-ups here. introduce yourselves." smooth, i tell you.
echodyne:
ouch...
I dont think there is anything else you can say here.
I dont think there is anything else you can say here.
Drup-date!
I love Wednesday nights at the "ocho" so much. Seriously, if you don't have a weekly night at a dive bar then you are the biggest loser I know, and I know some Republicans.
Which brings me to the most hilarious conversation ever.
Tonight at the my friends and I, and by "friends" I mean people I know and are awesome, were talking about...
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I love Wednesday nights at the "ocho" so much. Seriously, if you don't have a weekly night at a dive bar then you are the biggest loser I know, and I know some Republicans.
Which brings me to the most hilarious conversation ever.
Tonight at the my friends and I, and by "friends" I mean people I know and are awesome, were talking about...
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lotus:
ok, you're in!
lotus:
I just happened to be in my e-mail at the time. Haha. I'm not normally that fast.
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phoebus:
Aw, don't be so defensive. Nothing wrong with a little Stella in your life. *Cough, cough. Hrrrhm.*
mcbane13:
Did I offend?
If so, I apologize.
If so, I apologize.
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saturn1:
STELLA FRIDAY???
phoebus:
I'll see if I can't make it happen. 
"hey world! Yes, we are as ignorant as we look."
I live in a bright blue speck, with dreadlocks and dykes mixing about with the university Mass-holes who come from blue blood in both relevant senses of the word.
Last night as a town we watched our mitten turn pink and red, county by county, as the KKK voted in the West, and the pinky,...
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I live in a bright blue speck, with dreadlocks and dykes mixing about with the university Mass-holes who come from blue blood in both relevant senses of the word.
Last night as a town we watched our mitten turn pink and red, county by county, as the KKK voted in the West, and the pinky,...
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freakpirate:
I love Neutral Milk Hotel. 
I will look into your other suggestions.
I will look into your other suggestions.
al:
I'll be on my way soon.
The part that really gets to me isn't that Bush is president again, it's that over 50 million people wanted him to be president again.
*sigh*
The part that really gets to me isn't that Bush is president again, it's that over 50 million people wanted him to be president again.
*sigh*
take two fizzy-goods and read it in the morning.