A lovers touch.......
So soft and sweet, you'd know it anywhere caressing gently on your cheek and stroking through your hair, his lips brush yours, then kiss again, his tongue, your lips divide, you sense his touch upon your breasts and let those fingers glide.
Slowly now his hard does squeeze, drawing all around the silken cloth about the breast, a nipple to be found...
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So soft and sweet, you'd know it anywhere caressing gently on your cheek and stroking through your hair, his lips brush yours, then kiss again, his tongue, your lips divide, you sense his touch upon your breasts and let those fingers glide.
Slowly now his hard does squeeze, drawing all around the silken cloth about the breast, a nipple to be found...
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Well, today is my first day back to work. Been off for an entire week on vacation or as I like to call it "free your mind from bullshit week". Sad thing is that I sort of not really kinda missed it. Mom and dad are coming to D.C. for a week in April. I can't wait. Except for the cleaning my house part. Need...
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finnegan:
By the way, like your profile pic.
misty2262:
Hey you, thanks for the compliment. You always seem to say the right things at the right time, no matter how many miles away I am from you. That's why I love you my friend. Thanks....you certainly are one of a kind. 
When you had your brain washed, did you get it waxed too???
This pretty much sums up the weekend I had. Hope everyone elses was decent.
This pretty much sums up the weekend I had. Hope everyone elses was decent.
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misty2262:
Well, I was invited to a small gathering like we used to have in KC......ahh memories....anyway, I walk in with my wine in hand and my 17 packs of smokes ready to punish myself and I see Jeff and Finnegan Jr. (the whiskey boy) talking to each other. Let's just say that I'm no longer seeing either one of them. As for the male transvestite idea, bite my ass buddy!
finnegan:
Hey don't knock the transvestite idea. It worked for me. How do you think I met Chad?
I have had the shittiest weekend of my life. I'll start out by saying that past lovers are the biggest pain in the ass ever. Jeff cannot get it through his thick skull that we aren't together anymore. He's sort of reminding me of Sarah. Remember her Finn? The psycho redhead?
I went and bought a new television and entertainment center. You'd think that was...
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I went and bought a new television and entertainment center. You'd think that was...
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caffeinemonkey:
Can only go up from here. Go play the lotto.
baysponge:
I hope the coming week is better than last week. Then again, a lot of things worse can happen to you - I hope you do not have it happen.
so are you taking the TV or the entertainment center back?
be good and think good thoughts
hugs m'lady
so are you taking the TV or the entertainment center back?
be good and think good thoughts
hugs m'lady
Don't ya just hate it when you are minding your own business, going on about your day, and you get so horny you can't possibly even begin to spell your name?
God I love those days!
God I love those days!
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finnegan:
Helping me up the stairs? Thats a nice euphemism. And Ill have you know I won two tickets to a concert for being the best sashayist. The whole bar voted by applause. I was so pretty that night.
Anyway you will have to forgive my innocence in such matters but what does
ROFLMAO mean? Oh and since when do you need tips on knocking, rocking, and reloading?
Anyway you will have to forgive my innocence in such matters but what does
ROFLMAO mean? Oh and since when do you need tips on knocking, rocking, and reloading?
misty2262:
Let's knock out a few things here. First of all, innocent should never be associated with anything that you do. lol Remember, I know you. Secondly, ROFLMAO means rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. As for the tips......hey, we can all use a good tip every now and then. Especially when they are given by hotties.
Guiness World Records Noone Wants To Break:
World's biggest disappointment.
Most papercuts on tongue.
Weirdest intestine.
Most prescriptions.
Dances most like a librarian.
Most like a tomato.
Least likely to ever have a girlfriend ever. Or even a pet. Or a well made sandwich.
Most distended hernia.
Biggest tapeworm.
Most simultaneous skin irritations.
Largest single surge vomit, by weight.
Most criminal negligence charges dodged.
Largest...
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World's biggest disappointment.
Most papercuts on tongue.
Weirdest intestine.
Most prescriptions.
Dances most like a librarian.
Most like a tomato.
Least likely to ever have a girlfriend ever. Or even a pet. Or a well made sandwich.
Most distended hernia.
Biggest tapeworm.
Most simultaneous skin irritations.
Largest single surge vomit, by weight.
Most criminal negligence charges dodged.
Largest...
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finnegan:
Records I have broken and am not proud of;
1980s
Most parachute pants owned in 1984
Biggest mullet on the planet 1989
Longest rattail in 1984
Most high school classes skipped of any honor role student 1987-1989
1990s
Most alcohol drunk by a mostly functioning member of society 199um pretty much the decade plus a few years of the 2000s.
Theres more Im sure but its all a little blurry. Theres something involving some strippers from L.A.
Oh yeah most friends carried up stairs because they were too drunk to walk
2000s
I won a sashaying contest
1980s
Most parachute pants owned in 1984
Biggest mullet on the planet 1989
Longest rattail in 1984
Most high school classes skipped of any honor role student 1987-1989
1990s
Most alcohol drunk by a mostly functioning member of society 199um pretty much the decade plus a few years of the 2000s.
Theres more Im sure but its all a little blurry. Theres something involving some strippers from L.A.
Oh yeah most friends carried up stairs because they were too drunk to walk
2000s
I won a sashaying contest
misty2262:
ROFLMAO, sashaying contest? Ohhhhhhhhh if only Kathie could have gotten her hands on that! Oh the image is fantabulous Finn.
Although I do remember walking YOU up the stairs a few times because YOU were too drunk to walk.
God, to be young again.....
Although I do remember walking YOU up the stairs a few times because YOU were too drunk to walk.
God, to be young again.....
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO FINN AND MENACE!!!!!!!! 
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misty2262:
Happy Valentine's Day to you too......I'm sitting here trying to talk myself out of going to castrate the ex for Valentine's Day.
Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell are you I think.
I'm not under what you call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup,
'Cause I got...
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Who the hell are you I think.
I'm not under what you call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup,
'Cause I got...
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misty2262:
HA! I think I started out wearing an apron of some sorts......lol You had to mention Mal didn't ya? I wonder why it is that I'm such a conservative, good girl sober, but once I have some drinks in me I turn into this total slut. lol Thank goodness I don't drink as often as I should!
finnegan:
You were never a good conservative girl. It's just that when youre sober you're able to imitate one.
(_)_) My ass is begging to be spanked. 
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finnegan:
Crap the picture didn't come out. It's a manswatter. Look in my pics under origami.
misty2262:
Thanks for the birthday wishes and the manswatter. Happy Anniversary to you and The Red Menace! I love you both so very much and miss you terribly!
The 2006 version of 'I WILL SURVIVE'
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on ...
But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a Big...
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on ...
But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a Big...
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mr_rick:
<in my best waitstaff singing voice> Happy Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday, It's Your Birthday; Happy Happy Birthday!!! 
hope you have a great one!
rick
(AKA the birthday stalker )
hope you have a great one!
rick
(AKA the birthday stalker
)
misty2262:
LOL! Thank you! Nothing like sharing your birthday with your nephew and the damn Superbowl. Oh well, at least I got a power ranger birthday cake this year!
rick