OK, I need some tutoring.......
In 1986, I fell for one of the meanest guys in my freshman class. He was always tormenting me, teasing me, he even drug me to the bathroom and gave me swirlies at least 20 times in the 4 years I was in high school. We despised each other. Then, our senior year, we dated for two months...then we graduated. He joined the Marine Corps, and I got married.
16 years later, I open up an email and it's him. I almost fell out of my chair. I played it cool, but all those things that happened in high school came rushing to my head like a freight train. So many memories that I kept hidden away for so long, just drowned out everything I was doing and consumed my entire thought process.
We email consistently for a few weeks, we talk on the phone for hours. He's literally like a Kathie without tits. I come home from work today and he's sent me 3 dozen white roses with a card that simply states "I'm glad I found you again."
He's a bigwig in Atlanta, GA, I'm in DC.....one strike. OK, so everything isn't perfect.
He calls me when he leaves work and we talk for hours......he calls in the morning to make sure I'm up....he calls just to say Hi.......I just received an email from him.....
"Why are you consuming my entire thoughts? How come I can not shake you from my mind? I'm not sure what is going on inside my head, but in two weeks you have made me smile more than I have in years. You make me feel so good inside and I love talking to you. I promise you I'm never going to let you disappear for another 16 years. That will NEVER happen since I have now found you. Good night I can not wait until morning so I can talk to you again."
For those of you that do not know me.....I'm a social retard. I have all these vibes and I'm not quite sure what to do with them. He told me today that I'm so beautiful and that he's flying to DC and wants to take me to dinner. God I hope I don't swallow my fork or something stupid like that.
I guess what I"m trying to say is it can't hurt to put myself out there. I'll keep you updated, pleeeeeeeeease cross your eyes, fingers, toes, legs, etc. that I don't make a complete jackass out of myself and jog his memory of how I was the dork in high school!
Gulp
In 1986, I fell for one of the meanest guys in my freshman class. He was always tormenting me, teasing me, he even drug me to the bathroom and gave me swirlies at least 20 times in the 4 years I was in high school. We despised each other. Then, our senior year, we dated for two months...then we graduated. He joined the Marine Corps, and I got married.
16 years later, I open up an email and it's him. I almost fell out of my chair. I played it cool, but all those things that happened in high school came rushing to my head like a freight train. So many memories that I kept hidden away for so long, just drowned out everything I was doing and consumed my entire thought process.
We email consistently for a few weeks, we talk on the phone for hours. He's literally like a Kathie without tits. I come home from work today and he's sent me 3 dozen white roses with a card that simply states "I'm glad I found you again."
He's a bigwig in Atlanta, GA, I'm in DC.....one strike. OK, so everything isn't perfect.
He calls me when he leaves work and we talk for hours......he calls in the morning to make sure I'm up....he calls just to say Hi.......I just received an email from him.....
"Why are you consuming my entire thoughts? How come I can not shake you from my mind? I'm not sure what is going on inside my head, but in two weeks you have made me smile more than I have in years. You make me feel so good inside and I love talking to you. I promise you I'm never going to let you disappear for another 16 years. That will NEVER happen since I have now found you. Good night I can not wait until morning so I can talk to you again."
For those of you that do not know me.....I'm a social retard. I have all these vibes and I'm not quite sure what to do with them. He told me today that I'm so beautiful and that he's flying to DC and wants to take me to dinner. God I hope I don't swallow my fork or something stupid like that.
I guess what I"m trying to say is it can't hurt to put myself out there. I'll keep you updated, pleeeeeeeeease cross your eyes, fingers, toes, legs, etc. that I don't make a complete jackass out of myself and jog his memory of how I was the dork in high school!
Gulp
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finnegan:
Thats incredible darlin. That would be the finest of things. He has show he has passion which is definitely one of the key ingredients. Im sorry about this but I have to tell you to be cautious. Something about what you said sets off alarm bells. I feel like an ass for saying this. But I care about you very much and I would feel much worse if I didnt say anything and you got hurt because of it. Just dont be in a hurry. If its right a little patience wont hurt anything. Give him time to prove himself. The right man will never be offended by the chance to prove himself. Take the time to take the full measure of the man. And when you are sure Im wrong you tell me and I will be the happiest of fellows.
caffeinemonkey:
