Guiness World Records Noone Wants To Break:
World's biggest disappointment.
Most papercuts on tongue.
Weirdest intestine.
Most prescriptions.
Dances most like a librarian.
Most like a tomato.
Least likely to ever have a girlfriend ever. Or even a pet. Or a well made sandwich.
Most distended hernia.
Biggest tapeworm.
Most simultaneous skin irritations.
Largest single surge vomit, by weight.
Most criminal negligence charges dodged.
Largest throat.
Most bar fights started over the lyrics of Bob Dylan songs.
World's biggest disappointment.
Most papercuts on tongue.
Weirdest intestine.
Most prescriptions.
Dances most like a librarian.
Most like a tomato.
Least likely to ever have a girlfriend ever. Or even a pet. Or a well made sandwich.
Most distended hernia.
Biggest tapeworm.
Most simultaneous skin irritations.
Largest single surge vomit, by weight.
Most criminal negligence charges dodged.
Largest throat.
Most bar fights started over the lyrics of Bob Dylan songs.
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1980s
Most parachute pants owned in 1984
Biggest mullet on the planet 1989
Longest rattail in 1984
Most high school classes skipped of any honor role student 1987-1989
1990s
Most alcohol drunk by a mostly functioning member of society 199um pretty much the decade plus a few years of the 2000s.
Theres more Im sure but its all a little blurry. Theres something involving some strippers from L.A.
Oh yeah most friends carried up stairs because they were too drunk to walk
2000s
I won a sashaying contest
Although I do remember walking YOU up the stairs a few times because YOU were too drunk to walk.
God, to be young again.....