Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell are you I think.
I'm not under what you call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup,
'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.
Who the hell are you I think.
I'm not under what you call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup,
'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.
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misty2262:
HA! I think I started out wearing an apron of some sorts......lol You had to mention Mal didn't ya? I wonder why it is that I'm such a conservative, good girl sober, but once I have some drinks in me I turn into this total slut. lol Thank goodness I don't drink as often as I should!
finnegan:
You were never a good conservative girl. It's just that when youre sober you're able to imitate one.