Thursday Jan 05, 2006

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That time of the year again!

I have never been a resolutions person but I as gazed at my reflection in lifes mirror I realized what a terrible disarray my life has become! Well okay that was a little exaggerated but well...

So here goes my list of resolutions for the year!

1) Get a new job! Its not like I hate my job or something! Its great..I have learned a lot here...but its time to move on to something new!

Okay well the unabashed truth is I completely and utterly miss my friends and family. Being 1500 miles away sucks dog nuts!

2) Get FIT! Its a year in which I have gone from an ungodly amount to an even ungodlier amount and no...I dont plan to build on that performance record anymore.

3) Have sex as much as humanly possible! Now I just need to find the victim.
finnegan:
Well I'm not sure this is ideal but if you moved home and became a streetwalking prostitute you would get exercise, a new job, closer to your friends, and lots of sex. Just trying to think outside the box no pun intended.
misty2262:
HA! Finn, when I lived at home I was a streetwalking prostitute....you were my pimp but I fired you for slacking. One job has said no, waiting to hear from the other one. I will not give up though. OK, going back to bed. I'm still drunk I think. lol

P.S. Give the menace a huge hug for me and tell her that younger men rock!

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