misty2262

Can only go up from here. Go play the lotto.

I hope the coming week is better than last week. Then again, a lot of things worse can happen to you - I hope you do not have it happen.

so are you taking the TV or the entertainment center back?

be good and think good thoughts
hugs m'lady

Helping me up the stairs? Thats a nice euphemism. And Ill have you know I won two tickets to a concert for being the best sashayist. The whole bar voted by applause. I was so pretty that night.
Anyway you will have to forgive my innocence in such matters but what does
ROFLMAO mean? Oh and since when do you need tips on knocking, rocking, and reloading?

Let's knock out a few things here. First of all, innocent should never be associated with anything that you do. lol Remember, I know you. Secondly, ROFLMAO means rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. As for the tips......hey, we can all use a good tip every now and then. Especially when they are given by hotties.

Records I have broken and am not proud of;

1980s
Most parachute pants owned in 1984
Biggest mullet on the planet 1989
Longest rattail in 1984
Most high school classes skipped of any honor role student 1987-1989

1990s
Most alcohol drunk by a mostly functioning member of society 199um pretty much the decade plus a few years of the 2000s.
Theres more Im sure but its all a little blurry. Theres something involving some strippers from L.A.
Oh yeah most friends carried up stairs because they were too drunk to walk
2000s
I won a sashaying contest

ROFLMAO, sashaying contest? Ohhhhhhhhh if only Kathie could have gotten her hands on that! Oh the image is fantabulous Finn.

Although I do remember walking YOU up the stairs a few times because YOU were too drunk to walk.

God, to be young again.....

Happy Valentine's Day to you too......I'm sitting here trying to talk myself out of going to castrate the ex for Valentine's Day.

HA! I think I started out wearing an apron of some sorts......lol You had to mention Mal didn't ya? I wonder why it is that I'm such a conservative, good girl sober, but once I have some drinks in me I turn into this total slut. lol Thank goodness I don't drink as often as I should!

You were never a good conservative girl. It's just that when youre sober you're able to imitate one.

Crap the picture didn't come out. It's a manswatter. Look in my pics under origami.

Thanks for the birthday wishes and the manswatter. Happy Anniversary to you and The Red Menace! I love you both so very much and miss you terribly!

<in my best waitstaff singing voice> Happy Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday, It's Your Birthday; Happy Happy Birthday!!!


hope you have a great one!

rick

(AKA the birthday stalker )

LOL! Thank you! Nothing like sharing your birthday with your nephew and the damn Superbowl. Oh well, at least I got a power ranger birthday cake this year!

I think you are gonna have to cough up some specifics here Darlin'. By the way would take that picture of my ass down off your profile pic? It's upsetting the neighbors.

Find a picture of me and I'll take it down. I don't have any pictures of me. Every time I've tried it's broken the camera. And if I gave you the specifics hotstuff, well, you know, I'd have to kill ya. *wink wink* I'm taking my drunk ass to bed. I'll take my ass down tomorrow. I'll throw some DD titties up instead, how's that?

[Edited on Jan 21, 2006 3:58AM]

He drinks Redbreast? Well fuck him. Oh wait too late. Good for you darlin'. Although I'm not sure I trust a man with only one vice. Wait a minute I have a witness that claims he fornicates. Thats at least two vices maybe more depending on how many positions and toys are used. All right you have my approval (as if you needed it.)

HA! Glad I have someone's approval, although you know me. It seems I get someone close enough and they freak me out and I run away like they have a disease or something. I can't seem to let my guard down and let anyone in my life. Not sure what the hell my fucking problem is, I just know it's beginning to piss me off a bit. I mean, I'm not getting any younger. Maybe I'll just start dating women. Ask the Red Menace if she'll be my date. Oh wait, nevermind, she's married. Ask her anyway. I don't think her husband would mind. If he does, I think I could take him.

Well I'm not sure this is ideal but if you moved home and became a streetwalking prostitute you would get exercise, a new job, closer to your friends, and lots of sex. Just trying to think outside the box no pun intended.

HA! Finn, when I lived at home I was a streetwalking prostitute....you were my pimp but I fired you for slacking. One job has said no, waiting to hear from the other one. I will not give up though. OK, going back to bed. I'm still drunk I think. lol

P.S. Give the menace a huge hug for me and tell her that younger men rock!

Boy darlin you werent kidding when you said you were in the mood to pontificate.
Rather than a debate on the specifics of what you talked about Im just going to talk a little about what I found myself thinking about after reading your post. They say the difference between a happy and a tragic ending is when you stop telling the story. A little while back Ray Charles died. I heard everyone talk about the tragedy of it. Try as I might I cant see the tragedy. The man lived to be 74 years old. Had a rich full life that included unparalleled success in his chosen field. We should all be so lucky. Does something become a tragedy merely by its end? All things end.
But then perhaps it seems tragic due to our perception of time. Our linear sense of time is convenient for creatures that live and die by causal effect but it is to be remembered that is in the end nothing more than a useful illusion.
So I have made an argument that ending is only an illusion and not inherently tragic, but instead a natural and inevitable event. Or at least I have discussed the notions that lead me to believe this and I respect you enough to know you can make the connections without diagram. You can agree or disagree as is your wont, it is merely my philosophy. But if you agree then the logic would apply similarly at all levels from lives, relationships, sexual encounters, and T.V. shows to species, worlds, suns and universes.
What is a species anyway? The simple description is a group of animals fitting a certain description that can mate or reproduce in some fashion. Its relatively easy to tell the difference most of the time when observing from one point in time. But given the nature of evolution there must be an area of overlap when creatures have characteristics of both species. So ultimately, an arbitrary line is drawn for the convenience of those who classify.
So yes Humanity as we know it will end. Either we will die out or become so different than what we are now that some one will change the label. In the end this is neither tragic nor avoidable. All things being equal its been pretty interesting. I suppose we could concentrate on the base and banal, and Im not suggesting we sugar coat things, but there has been much of the beautiful and the strange as well. I could make a list of great artists and scientists or discuss the intricacies of love and chocolate but I wont. Sometimes when I can separate myself enough there is wonder to be found in 2X4s and hotdogs.
Rationality and objectivity are not the same. To be objective you assume nothing, you judge nothing, and you remove all personal bias. To be rational you take all information garnered (hopefully) objectively and apply classifications and prioritize based on preconceived criteria and ultimately make judgments. Ideally the two notions are intertwined but still separate.
All this is how I can be an idealist and a realist, a romantic and a cynic, a lover and a fighter.
Ok, its late. Hopefully I said something interesting or at least annoying.

You are so full of shit. How many of these rules did we break?

Um, we broke eight of them. I didn't say I was perfect. lol Dayum.