Tuesday Jan 20, 2004

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Britney Spears is so fucking hot. As I was getting dressed this morning, the video for her song "Toxic" came on MTV and I practically had to take another shower. Man, if only I had five minutes with her, I would violate her sweet southern ass in countless ways. The lesbians of american thank you for being so hot, Britney.
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marymary:
Agreed. Britney Spears really is hot. mmmm
uncognitive:
Okay then. Next time I'm in the mood to write something explicit, I'll email you a copy, if you want. wink

I'm tempted to ask where you work, since where I work explicit conversations of a sexual nature wouldn't go over too well. Except when they involve the owner of the company inviting me into his office to watch the Paris Hilton sex video or to ask my opinion on how fuckable Vida Guerra is.

Then again, I'm not sure that my boss really wants to know exactly how much of a pervert I am.

I don't know how well he'd take stories like "Oh yeah, it was really hot last night when my wife slid a vibrator up her ass, then climbed on top of me and fucked me senseless while I spanked her and twisted her nipples. Plus, she got really hot when I suggested in the future that said vibrator could be replaced by a strap-on being wielded by a cute bisexual chick".

So instead, I save such "too much information!" things for random online forums. Hope you don't mind. biggrin

Monday Jan 19, 2004

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This whole 3-day weekend thing has thrown me for a loop. I've always sucked at days off ... even when I was in high school. I guess I like having something to do, even if it means going to work.

Speaking of which, I know I am behind on my journal entries, and this may worsen as the week goes on. My boss is out...
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ekim:
well I haven't been commenting in your journal. But I have been reading it...and lovin it

keep up the good work.

It was back to the gym for me this week also. I kind of took the last month off(off of everything that is)and At the moment my arms are so sore I can barely lift them. I mean, I know about the no pain no gain thing but... damn!
er:
talk to me about swimming!!
i just joined USMS and will be doing my first USMS meet on sunday morning. look around aquafitmasters.org (.com? i think .org) for advice/tips/blahblah. also usms.org...

Saturday Jan 17, 2004

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Last night I was hanging out at a local dive bar at which, I am almost ashamed to admit, I've become somewhat of a permanent fixture at. I always wondered about people who went to the same old bar several nights a week and stayed until the wee hours of the morning drinking themselves silly -- I mean, why? and I used to look at...
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panxromana:
Um - YAY!!!!

Thursday Jan 15, 2004

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I really need to stop doing these journal entries at work ... I can't believe I get so horny reliving these experiences. I hope it does the same for you, dear readers:

XXX
Q.


Kim - Part I

I met Kim when I was 15 and worked part-time at a photography store. She was 19, fresh out of technical school and wanted a job in...
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slebnak:
I'm glad I found your journal...will be a regular stop from now on.
krim:
wow. I swear they get better everyday. You are truely a gifted writer. I'm impressed. Your memory too. Amazing smile

Wednesday Jan 14, 2004

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in every post punk bar
there's a dressing room wall
where the rock boy band
will make its mark
a hundred different pictures of private parts
and some girl going down
-Amy Ray, "Lucystoners"


Lucy Stone was a suffragette at the turn of the century. She refused to take on her husband's last name when she married and I guess, in that day, it caused...
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ekim:
What can I say..another great entry
"no guy in their right mind will turn down sex"-yeah...that sounds about right.
norritt:
hipster scout badges theres also a tshirt
hot entry, sleepy now

Tuesday Jan 13, 2004

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Finally! Some Girl-On-Girl Action!

Okay, my workday has been pretty hectic and I haven't got time to do a proper journal entry. So, to keep the masses entertained, here is a bit of erotica (this one is fictional ... although it certainly could happen) I wrote last year for a friend of mine. And besides, it is about time I added a little girl-on-girl action...
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tawanise:
beautiful, love every word of it
3030v:
Mmmm... better than an EARL burger? wink

Monday Jan 12, 2004

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I am obsessed with anal sex. I cant help it, I just am. I think about it almost all the time (or at least A LOT of the time), regardless of where I am.

For example, Ill be pushing a grocery cart at Shop-Rite and the whole time I am imagining myself bent over a produce rack, some pimply stock boy pounding away at my...
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joshof13thfloor:
Thanks for the link to your journal entry on the joys of masturbation. It was very entertaining.

It's nice to know that i'm not the only person out there who's been at it for the majority of their lives.

Mine life of sin first began at around the age of 6 or 7 when i found a stash of my dads porn mags in the bathroom closet.

Imagine how surprised i was when i later grew up to find that all that stuff i saw in them wasn't what the majority of people accepted as normal. "What do you mean we can't invite your friend to join us?" wink biggrin

-Josh EL SUICIDO LOCO
rosemarie:
Lord, have mercy! wink

Sunday Jan 11, 2004

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Pavlov was really onto something with his salivating dog theory. (If you don't know what I am referring to, a quick Google search on the words "Pavlov's dogs" will undoubtedly clue you in.)

The other day, I was listening to an old Depeche Mode CD of mine on the bus ride into work and I became (seemingly inexplicably) horny. Fortunately for me, the combination of...
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krim:
Don'y worry the real balls are nice and soft. But Joe has it right you journal is say "the shit". It makes me happy .
tawanise:
nice entry, on both accounts. I can't wait till your next journal. smile

Saturday Jan 10, 2004

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Fuck me. I think my idiotic decision to engage in a full night of debauchery last night -- when it was like 2 degrees out -- has resulted in me paying penance by getting sick. My throat is all scratchy and I've pretty much stayed in bed all day (although I did get up to shower and just put on clean pajamas at one point)....
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krim:
Yea same here. Or maybe it's just a NY thing. I mean i don't attend many gay bars but in straight bars there is nothing like that going on. But let me know next time you're going out and what bar so i can fly to NY tongue

Wait i'm not a hot stud. fuck me.


That's every guy's dream anyways. You would make someone very happy.


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tawanise:
It's not the norm that I've seen around MI. If I was in that guys situation I really don't know what I would have done though.

Saturday Jan 10, 2004

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I need to continue my diatribe on masturbation. Actually, I meant to include this little snippet of too-much-information in yesterday's entry and I was too damn busy at work. But it's here now:

I've talked to guys that say they are totally addicted to jerking off. They say they can't let a day go by without spanking the proverbial monkey, even if they are fucking...
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krim:
"Oh, did I fail to mention that I only masturbate when I work as a clown for children's birthday parties? Whoa ... that's a little too "Capturing the Friedmans" even for me!"

Wow that's so hot.

Someone said in one of your other journals that your entries are better then penthouse forum, he was right.
mistressq:
Aww, thanks Talking Penis. It's funny because these entries are TAME TAME TAME because I've been rushing around like a madwoman at work so they'll only get better once I have more time to think about what I am writing. So, be sure to stock up on the kleenex and lubriderm my little phallic friend.
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