Here's the latest installment of my column, dearies...hope you enjoy 
THE EROGENOUS ZONE: Why you need a rabbit vibrator
Let's face it: life is pretty much incomplete without frequent mind-blowing orgasms. Every man on the planet knows this. What is unacceptable is the large number of women that do not. So consider this a public service announcement of sorts. There is a special breed of sex toy that goes above and beyond in its realm of service. It is generally referred to as The Rabbit, in honor of those cute little "ears" that tickle and tantalize the clit while the shaft penetrates to stimulate the G-spot. Basically, it's a one-stop shop for those powerful orgasms that leave the ladies moaning, panting, and tangled up in the bed sheets when it's all over.
I will never, ever forget the first time I tried out my rabbit vibe. It was my first semester of college, and I used a chunk of my financial aid refund check to buy it from AdamEve.com (a site I still love and frequent to this day). When I opened the package, this hot pink godsend stared up at me with its curved jelly tip, rotating pearls, and of course, those eager rabbit ears.
I locked myself in my room and stretched out on the bed to give it a whirl. Good sensations started happening as soon as my toy was in place, without even being switched on yet. But when I finally did press the magic buttons that brought my rabbit to life, I experienced this insane synthesis of pleasure.
This is probably the part where I should explain how a rabbit vibe works. On most models, the very top of the shaft is tilted upward to press into a woman's G-spot. If you're willing to spend a little more money (and you should be!), you can get one with a rotating tip to really rouse the deepest pleasure possible.
Further down the shaft, you will find little beads or fake pearls that spin around to create this interesting kneading sensation right around the vaginal opening where most of the nerves are located. And of course, those lovely little rabbit ears are located in the perfect spot for hugging a woman's clitoris.
All of these sensations combined-the intensity of a G-spot under pressure, the tease of the swirling beads, and the tickle of the rabbit-create that intense synthesis of pleasure I mentioned earlier. It really is unlike anything else you've ever experienced.
The orgasm I had that first time came very quickly. The only way I can describe it with justice is to call it a white hot wave, because that's what it felt like when all the yummy feelings swirled together and washed over me in one last big bang. Afterward, I was so relaxed that I didn't even want to move. It was like this deep hunger that I hadn't even been aware of had finally been fed. I was in one hell of an afterglow.
I've acquired a decent collection of sex toys since then, and they've all got their strong points. Still, the rabbit is very high on my list of favorites. I always come back for more, and I'm sure every single woman in the world would too if only they would try it.
Fellas (at least, the straight ones): don't think that just because a rabbit vibe does nothing for you that you don't need one. Do you know how hot a girl would get for you if she knew that you had something in store for her that focuses entirely on her pleasure? I'd be willing to bet that she would come up with something sexy and special for you in return.
So ladies and gents, do yourself a favor and invest in the magic that is a rabbit vibrator. You might have to shell out a pretty penny to get your hands on one (prices generally range from around $50-$80), but it is very, very worth it. Trust me on this one.
Read this and all my other columns! The Carolinian
THE EROGENOUS ZONE: Why you need a rabbit vibrator
Let's face it: life is pretty much incomplete without frequent mind-blowing orgasms. Every man on the planet knows this. What is unacceptable is the large number of women that do not. So consider this a public service announcement of sorts. There is a special breed of sex toy that goes above and beyond in its realm of service. It is generally referred to as The Rabbit, in honor of those cute little "ears" that tickle and tantalize the clit while the shaft penetrates to stimulate the G-spot. Basically, it's a one-stop shop for those powerful orgasms that leave the ladies moaning, panting, and tangled up in the bed sheets when it's all over.
I will never, ever forget the first time I tried out my rabbit vibe. It was my first semester of college, and I used a chunk of my financial aid refund check to buy it from AdamEve.com (a site I still love and frequent to this day). When I opened the package, this hot pink godsend stared up at me with its curved jelly tip, rotating pearls, and of course, those eager rabbit ears.
I locked myself in my room and stretched out on the bed to give it a whirl. Good sensations started happening as soon as my toy was in place, without even being switched on yet. But when I finally did press the magic buttons that brought my rabbit to life, I experienced this insane synthesis of pleasure.
This is probably the part where I should explain how a rabbit vibe works. On most models, the very top of the shaft is tilted upward to press into a woman's G-spot. If you're willing to spend a little more money (and you should be!), you can get one with a rotating tip to really rouse the deepest pleasure possible.
Further down the shaft, you will find little beads or fake pearls that spin around to create this interesting kneading sensation right around the vaginal opening where most of the nerves are located. And of course, those lovely little rabbit ears are located in the perfect spot for hugging a woman's clitoris.
All of these sensations combined-the intensity of a G-spot under pressure, the tease of the swirling beads, and the tickle of the rabbit-create that intense synthesis of pleasure I mentioned earlier. It really is unlike anything else you've ever experienced.
The orgasm I had that first time came very quickly. The only way I can describe it with justice is to call it a white hot wave, because that's what it felt like when all the yummy feelings swirled together and washed over me in one last big bang. Afterward, I was so relaxed that I didn't even want to move. It was like this deep hunger that I hadn't even been aware of had finally been fed. I was in one hell of an afterglow.
I've acquired a decent collection of sex toys since then, and they've all got their strong points. Still, the rabbit is very high on my list of favorites. I always come back for more, and I'm sure every single woman in the world would too if only they would try it.
Fellas (at least, the straight ones): don't think that just because a rabbit vibe does nothing for you that you don't need one. Do you know how hot a girl would get for you if she knew that you had something in store for her that focuses entirely on her pleasure? I'd be willing to bet that she would come up with something sexy and special for you in return.
So ladies and gents, do yourself a favor and invest in the magic that is a rabbit vibrator. You might have to shell out a pretty penny to get your hands on one (prices generally range from around $50-$80), but it is very, very worth it. Trust me on this one.
Read this and all my other columns! The Carolinian
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My li'l $15 pocket rocket (another shout-out for AdamEve.com!) has been very generous with those "white hot waves" but it is rather limited.
mmm...decadent wedding cake...I just finished off my last leftover piece!