Sitting in my Java class right now, trying to ignore the teacher so I won't get lost, because she has no idea what she's doing.
I slept in this morning after waking up too early (as usual), so I basically ran here without taking a shower. Just threw on some clothes and a hat, and here I am. I know I'm not exactly April-fresh. I also smoke. The guy sitting next to me still smells worse than I do! Take a goddamn shower once a month, for fuck's sake!
Sorry, just had to get that out. I'm not kidding you- I'm having to turn in my chair in some weird position just so my eyes don't water. Anyway, I just looked at my finances, and it looks like I won't be going to the movies with the Seattle kids after all, unless I can magically come up with some money this afternoon. I hate being broke- it limits me from doing things like putting the moves on freckle in a dark theater. I was looking forward to that, too. Damn.
*sigh*
I slept in this morning after waking up too early (as usual), so I basically ran here without taking a shower. Just threw on some clothes and a hat, and here I am. I know I'm not exactly April-fresh. I also smoke. The guy sitting next to me still smells worse than I do! Take a goddamn shower once a month, for fuck's sake!
Sorry, just had to get that out. I'm not kidding you- I'm having to turn in my chair in some weird position just so my eyes don't water. Anyway, I just looked at my finances, and it looks like I won't be going to the movies with the Seattle kids after all, unless I can magically come up with some money this afternoon. I hate being broke- it limits me from doing things like putting the moves on freckle in a dark theater. I was looking forward to that, too. Damn.
*sigh*
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Or if that doesn't do the trick, blatently spray him with the rest of the bottle while he's screaming bloody murder at the death of his pet stench.