Oh, FUCK YOU, check engine light.
So you know I'm angry:
So you know I'm angry:
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snakeplissken:
Prilosec dude. Seriously.
clio:
yeahh I had to re-install it because it was fucking up. get at me
A lovely note from one of my neighbors appeared in my mailbox this morning.
Ahem:
"Good morning-
Your dog is barking nonstop, and has been for days. Not only is this annoying, it sets off other dogs in the neighborhood.
Please keep your dog inside. I've heard other neighbors complaining, and someone has or will call animal control.
According to PortlandMaps.com, this house is owned...
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Ahem:
"Good morning-
Your dog is barking nonstop, and has been for days. Not only is this annoying, it sets off other dogs in the neighborhood.
Please keep your dog inside. I've heard other neighbors complaining, and someone has or will call animal control.
According to PortlandMaps.com, this house is owned...
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flimsy:
Seriously, shut your effin dog up. 
thistle:
"Butthole Crazy" is coincidentally my new electroclash single.
I just watched this... thing. In my own house, for free. As in, the only thing I paid for was the electricity it cost to run the XBox.
I STILL want my fucking money back.
I STILL want my fucking money back.
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atomicant:
egg farts?
you're always there to snap me out of my old sad bastard reminiscing back to my cold, cynical, bitter reality. thanks.
you're always there to snap me out of my old sad bastard reminiscing back to my cold, cynical, bitter reality. thanks.
atomicant:
i wasn't being sarcastic at all. i completely agree. this day has just been one that was usually filled with too much booze to try to quell the panic attacks. i'm really thankful for your perspective.
mistersatan:
Pics from my camera phone!
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heigai:
You are the (at least) third person that I have watched walk into the buzzsaw of N8tveGirl's tendency to take responses to her posts very personally. I tried to explain this to her a while ago, but I've given up.
heigai:
Well, I should have guessed the username would be apt.
Huh. Turns out I can surf SG from the office.
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atomicant:
you don't know how almost right you are.
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mistersatan:
Anna Song.
lembow:
Thank You! 
Got a headache and a bad mood and I don't know why.
Tried to make bread today with an ancient breadmaker my folks gave us. After I put in all the stuff I turned it on and it responded by turning the blade inside it three or four times and then giving up, spewing black powdery shit all out of the bottom. That's not why...
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Tried to make bread today with an ancient breadmaker my folks gave us. After I put in all the stuff I turned it on and it responded by turning the blade inside it three or four times and then giving up, spewing black powdery shit all out of the bottom. That's not why...
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volkov:
why is it always about getting out of pants with you?
hope today goes better.
hope today goes better.
snakeplissken:
Doug Henning used to hang around my hometown a lot with that cult I told you about. What a weirdo.
I need a job soon or I'm going to go crazy from boredom... assuming I don't starve to death first.
No, I'm not destitute yet. Getting there, though. Honestly, if you live in the Portland area and need your computer fixed, call me. I probably won't even charge you. I just need to get out of the goddamn house.
No, I'm not destitute yet. Getting there, though. Honestly, if you live in the Portland area and need your computer fixed, call me. I probably won't even charge you. I just need to get out of the goddamn house.
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mk700c:
Done!
d_day:
I've been here more times than you. IT's my world, I'm only letting stop by for a visit.
Man, SG has been so fucking boring lately I've been posting in Current Events.
Current Events, people! Come on!
Current Events, people! Come on!
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snakeplissken:
Here. Have a ball.
Dude, I just got rear-ended on the way home from work.
Again.
Again.
[Sitcom living room. The father carries an armload of hamburgers through the front door]
Here is the father again, trying to carry the hamburgers home. Maybe he should carry the car it is so small by now!
[doorbell rings]
Oh, no! How much more insane can it get, I am wondering also.
[Father opens door. Bear enters & immediately attacks Father.]
A bear? How did he get there? There is no time for wondering, because the father is already fighting the bear! Then the bear leaves.
[The bear does indeed stop fighting and walks calmly out the door.]
Whew! Could we please stop now because it is so insane? No, we cannot!