Well my plans for the beach have been foiled. The Lord sayeth, Cluck has a day off, lets piss on him. I hate beaches anyway. Screaming kids, sand, barely dressed women... Either way its torture. Guess I'll by a bottle of Rioja and count the rain drops lest, Val give me a call. Rainy days... Rain in Manhattan always seems appropriate to me. Suddenly the city shuts up for awhile.
There's an old guy comin in from Boston tomorrow. I use to live there and I did some carpentry and odd jobs for him and now I think he's in love with me. He keeps trying to buy me things, take me out to lunch and stuff... and he sent me a $500.00 check once, out of the blue for no reason. I was so broke and broken that I cashed it immediately. Now I feel like a whore. Maybe he thinks because I've worked as an actor, I' m gay or bisexual. "You know all those theatre people, they'll fuck anything. Just throw a donut." I wonder if his wife knows.
I imagine that women get this all the time: Lonely rich men with nothing to spend their money on. Ay ay ay... I'll have to discuss this with my lawyer. See what he says. Maybe I'll run it by Val.
The whole thing is really sordid and makes me sad but I don't know what to do about it because he's a really nice guy. He's never made any advances toward me which makes it all the more confusing. I can't tell if he's just lonely or closeted. And if he's lonely... why me? I'm a terrible friend.
There's an old guy comin in from Boston tomorrow. I use to live there and I did some carpentry and odd jobs for him and now I think he's in love with me. He keeps trying to buy me things, take me out to lunch and stuff... and he sent me a $500.00 check once, out of the blue for no reason. I was so broke and broken that I cashed it immediately. Now I feel like a whore. Maybe he thinks because I've worked as an actor, I' m gay or bisexual. "You know all those theatre people, they'll fuck anything. Just throw a donut." I wonder if his wife knows.
I imagine that women get this all the time: Lonely rich men with nothing to spend their money on. Ay ay ay... I'll have to discuss this with my lawyer. See what he says. Maybe I'll run it by Val.
The whole thing is really sordid and makes me sad but I don't know what to do about it because he's a really nice guy. He's never made any advances toward me which makes it all the more confusing. I can't tell if he's just lonely or closeted. And if he's lonely... why me? I'm a terrible friend.
i've come to the conclusion that old people are just weird. all their time here has just warped them, and no one knows what their bizarre motives are.
maybe you remind him of him when he was younger?