Just when I thought my life was complete, I discovered that there was no lesbian representation in my poseable doll collection. The depression that the fine folks at Mattel or Hasbro don't like to promote inappropriate sexual behavior was sending me suicidal, when suddenly I discovered something magical... something equitable... something that revolutionized the way feminism is portrayed in my toy chest.
DYKE DOLLS TO...
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DYKE DOLLS TO...
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wuvmonki:
Hahaha, I posted about that too. That is fucking awesome. I am going to get one just so I can have a doll that owns her own dildo.
chiclet:
a doll that owns her own dildo. that is fucking cool.
THE PAIN!!!
I just played racquetball and re-injured my ankle. At first I was more upset that I didn't get to play. I felt like I wasted a trip. But now I'm more bummed because I don't want this injury to affect my future hiking expeditions.
Pa-fooey!!
I just played racquetball and re-injured my ankle. At first I was more upset that I didn't get to play. I felt like I wasted a trip. But now I'm more bummed because I don't want this injury to affect my future hiking expeditions.
Pa-fooey!!
peggy:
Sorry.
xanaxboy:
Heal up bubba, you've got some bagel munchin' to do. 
Absolutely nothing to report, sir.
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xanaxboy:
Time for Bagels and Coffee? I'm a valid member of the middle-class--they're not too choosy these days.
xanaxboy:
Time for Bagels and Coffee? I'm a valid member of the middle-class--they're not too choosy these days.
ouch... my teeth hurt. I have cavities to fill. Hopefully, the dentist will be able to take me in on an emergency tomorrow.
How strange is it that I really don't have any desire to be in a relationship? I don't even have any desire to have sex with anyone. I've become perfectly content with being with myself. Is that sad and depressing, or what?...
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How strange is it that I really don't have any desire to be in a relationship? I don't even have any desire to have sex with anyone. I've become perfectly content with being with myself. Is that sad and depressing, or what?...
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peggy:
I like strange cookies. 
Oh and....new name. Pass it on.
Oh and....new name. Pass it on.
Must ... get .... outside.... again ....
I'm talking with a friend of mine about doing some backpacking in the month of August. I have to pick a weekend and negotiate with the baby-mama for some time out. I have to buy a new pair of boots (the last ones I got were defective, and I had to return them).
must... get ... sleep...
it's...
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I'm talking with a friend of mine about doing some backpacking in the month of August. I have to pick a weekend and negotiate with the baby-mama for some time out. I have to buy a new pair of boots (the last ones I got were defective, and I had to return them).
must... get ... sleep...
it's...
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yuriel:
wow yer one exercisin mofo eh?
yes know the feeling
must... get... life!
have a great time man... i mean with yer trips and all
yes know the feeling
must... get... life!
have a great time man... i mean with yer trips and all
yuriel:
i have a dame?
when did i get a goddamned girl
WHY DOES ANYONE NEVER TELL ME THESE THINGS?!!
i wish *le sigh*
... and i can think of whom it is i wish for too... its not like id not settle for just one of many
when did i get a goddamned girl
WHY DOES ANYONE NEVER TELL ME THESE THINGS?!!
i wish *le sigh*
... and i can think of whom it is i wish for too... its not like id not settle for just one of many
Recap of the weekend...
Saturday: Got outside! Ate dirt, sucked clean air, and romped around in the woods all afternoon. Good gravy!! That was just what the doctor ordered. Since I live in the city, I can't ever get into the sticks unless I make a big event out of it. My home town is in the middle of the wilderness, and I truly miss...
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Saturday: Got outside! Ate dirt, sucked clean air, and romped around in the woods all afternoon. Good gravy!! That was just what the doctor ordered. Since I live in the city, I can't ever get into the sticks unless I make a big event out of it. My home town is in the middle of the wilderness, and I truly miss...
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xanaxboy:
Register to Vote? Yes, yes, yes! This election will be a watershed.
Getting outside!!!
So I went to Sportmart this week just to get the coolers that were on sale... a 13 gallon, a lunchbox-size, and a water-jug, all for $15. I ended up picking up a pair of hiking boots and a framed backpack, and dropped $113 for everything.
I really need to get out of civilization for some time. I've been cooped up in the...
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So I went to Sportmart this week just to get the coolers that were on sale... a 13 gallon, a lunchbox-size, and a water-jug, all for $15. I ended up picking up a pair of hiking boots and a framed backpack, and dropped $113 for everything.
I really need to get out of civilization for some time. I've been cooped up in the...
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wuvmonki:
OMG our kids really do look like siblings! Same color, same curly hair, same cute little pout. I looove it. He is too frigging cute.
Hey man, call me. I still don't have my cell. Call my house phone. I miss yah!
Hey man, call me. I still don't have my cell. Call my house phone. I miss yah!
Oh what fun it is to get nailed by dodgeballs!!
Okay, so at first I didn't think anything would work out right. I was way late getting there. My sitter flaked out (well, she got sick, but at my end I lost out on a sitter) and I'm still fighting whatever gave me a nasty fever on Friday. But all that aside, it was an...
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Okay, so at first I didn't think anything would work out right. I was way late getting there. My sitter flaked out (well, she got sick, but at my end I lost out on a sitter) and I'm still fighting whatever gave me a nasty fever on Friday. But all that aside, it was an...
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pearl:
Dodgeball...you guys are dorks!
Emily is your sister? The world is too small...I have known her for a few years, as she has played guest sax several times with The Serotonins. My ex, Jesse, is the guitarist for those crazy freaks. You and I have likely stood next to each other at a show. Rock! I will definitely see you at a Midway show sometime soon.
Emily is your sister? The world is too small...I have known her for a few years, as she has played guest sax several times with The Serotonins. My ex, Jesse, is the guitarist for those crazy freaks. You and I have likely stood next to each other at a show. Rock! I will definitely see you at a Midway show sometime soon.
xanaxboy:
The Las Vegas line is that you guys are an AUTOMATIC win for the re-match...
Oy the pain!!
I'm so sick!! I was up all night last night with a fever. I kept fading between nightmarish sleep and delusional awakenings. Having a fever is like being on a bad acid trip. My flesh was on fire. My muscles felt like cement. I was sweating so much, I had to change clothes several times. I kept thinking Big Brother was out...
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I'm so sick!! I was up all night last night with a fever. I kept fading between nightmarish sleep and delusional awakenings. Having a fever is like being on a bad acid trip. My flesh was on fire. My muscles felt like cement. I was sweating so much, I had to change clothes several times. I kept thinking Big Brother was out...
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moneymilo:
Thats heavy stuff, man. Hope you get better. How old is your boy?
xanaxboy:
Get well and we can discuss paintball
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I'm sick today. I have been fighting a subtle cough for about a month and a half, and just when I thought it was getting better, today I woke up and I could barely breathe or move.
I feel like shit today. My body hurts. My lungs are full of goo that hurts like hell to cough up. I'm tired as fuck. What to do.......
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yuriel:
i hope you feel better soon
good luck with the daddy duties hehe
i wish id be one someday *snicker* id make a horridone tho lol especially to a son *snicker*
hehe enjoy yer movie man and get some rest!
i hope you feel better soon
good luck with the daddy duties hehe
i wish id be one someday *snicker* id make a horridone tho lol especially to a son *snicker*
hehe enjoy yer movie man and get some rest!
anton:
Hope you feel better soon mate. I'm sick right now and it's so fuckin' awesome. And by awesome I mean not awesome.
*grouch*
Baby is cranky.
It's late, I'm tired, hungry and don't know what to eat.
There's my 10-second bitch for the night.
Baby is cranky.
It's late, I'm tired, hungry and don't know what to eat.
There's my 10-second bitch for the night.
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moneymilo:
Eat beef jerky, we don't have it in the UK but i hear it's good.
yuriel:
know the feeling man *hugs ya*
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ebin:
Yo homefry,
How's the jazz at the joint you mentioned in SGLA?
Just checkin', cuz' I be all about der jazzen.....
BTW, are you talkin' about Sophia Coppola? If that's the case, I like her too, except for the eternally bad GF3........"Dad".........bonk.
If it's a different Sophie, educate me'.
How's the jazz at the joint you mentioned in SGLA?
Just checkin', cuz' I be all about der jazzen.....
BTW, are you talkin' about Sophia Coppola? If that's the case, I like her too, except for the eternally bad GF3........"Dad".........bonk.
If it's a different Sophie, educate me'.
legionnaire:
That comic was good, I enjoyed it.
Anyway, just wanted to thank you for your newswire submission. While I agree with it and think it's an important issue, the article it's referencing is just too old, and we've had two separate posts covering it before, so I've decided not to publish it. Nothing personal though, and I appreciate your taking to time to write it up, and hope to see future submissions from you.
Anyway, just wanted to thank you for your newswire submission. While I agree with it and think it's an important issue, the article it's referencing is just too old, and we've had two separate posts covering it before, so I've decided not to publish it. Nothing personal though, and I appreciate your taking to time to write it up, and hope to see future submissions from you.