misterdantheman

it's national talk like a pirate day today so arrr! matey, and shiver me timbers, for there's booty to be had! Yes! Booty! Arrrr! Booty on the high seas! Booty on land! (Dan jumps aroung like a drunken pirate and then does a little jig while half chanting, half singing a lewd pirate limeric then whispers in aside) listen yea, she's got some junk in the trunk, I'll tell ya matey. Whoop-a! Wahaaa! Booty! (cough, spit)