it's national talk like a pirate day today so arrr! matey, and shiver me timbers, for there's booty to be had! Yes! Booty! Arrrr! Booty on the high seas! Booty on land! (Dan jumps aroung like a drunken pirate and then does a little jig while half chanting, half singing a lewd pirate limeric then whispers in aside) listen yea, she's got some junk in...
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molonel:
Oh, and ...
That is the longest-ass "Vice" heading I've ever seen on this site. I'm not even going to pretend I read it.
That is the longest-ass "Vice" heading I've ever seen on this site. I'm not even going to pretend I read it.
misterdantheman:
Yea, the long vice heading is a bit of a joke. A dry, ironic, possibly boring joke. I'm a big fan of bullshit as an art form, you see.
Journal entry number one:
I hear that train a comen, its rolln round the bend, and I aint seen the sunshine since, I dont know when. Im stuck in Fairbanks Alaska, and time keeps dragn on. But that train keeps a moven, on down to Wo-be-gone.
I hear that train a comen, its rolln round the bend, and I aint seen the sunshine since, I dont know when. Im stuck in Fairbanks Alaska, and time keeps dragn on. But that train keeps a moven, on down to Wo-be-gone.
absinthe:
hello there. 
misterdantheman:
And hello there to you. That was fun yesterday. Mmmm yes, it's hot tubby goodness, and guess what, you're soaking in it. I'm off to eat pancakes. Oh by the way, it's national talk like a pirate day today so arrr! matey, and shiver me timbers, for there's booty to be had! Yes! Booty! Arrrr! Booty on the high seas! Booty on land! (Dan jumps aroung like a drunken pirate and then does a little jig while half chanting, half singing a lewd pirate limeric then whispers in aside) listen yea, she's got some junk in the trunk, I'll tell ya matey. Whoop-a! Wahaaa! Booty! (cough, spit) 