Random list of thoughts:
1. I am cold and my fingers are like arthritic popsicles.
2. I think Jason should take pictures of me being all naked and pretty. Good idea, yes?
3. If I could be in charge of any country, it would be Ireland.
4. Work has kidnapped me and is holding me hostage. Send help and non-perishable foods.
5. Beer counts as non-perishable.
6. Dennis Leary is creepy.
7. I've learned the language of medicine. My dreams now consist of placing IV caths and scrubbing in to retract for complex surgical procedures. The good news is that I can start an IV cath in my sleep now. Watch out.
8. My Johnson and Johnson first aid kid has undergone a major upgrade. It now has suture material, an emergency traecheostomy kit, some 10 blades and a scalpel handle, surgical gloves, chlorhex and betadine scrub, endotraecheal tubes, a breathing bag and a pharyngeal scope, mosquito forceps, a primary IV line, a few IV cath setups, and plenty of lidocaine, epinephrine, and diazepam (oooh controlled substance). How cool is that? I could fucking save your life.
9. Mmmmm cupcakes.
10. I love all the Halloween gross-out type sets. Especially Manko's.
1. I am cold and my fingers are like arthritic popsicles.
2. I think Jason should take pictures of me being all naked and pretty. Good idea, yes?
3. If I could be in charge of any country, it would be Ireland.
4. Work has kidnapped me and is holding me hostage. Send help and non-perishable foods.
5. Beer counts as non-perishable.
6. Dennis Leary is creepy.
7. I've learned the language of medicine. My dreams now consist of placing IV caths and scrubbing in to retract for complex surgical procedures. The good news is that I can start an IV cath in my sleep now. Watch out.
8. My Johnson and Johnson first aid kid has undergone a major upgrade. It now has suture material, an emergency traecheostomy kit, some 10 blades and a scalpel handle, surgical gloves, chlorhex and betadine scrub, endotraecheal tubes, a breathing bag and a pharyngeal scope, mosquito forceps, a primary IV line, a few IV cath setups, and plenty of lidocaine, epinephrine, and diazepam (oooh controlled substance). How cool is that? I could fucking save your life.
9. Mmmmm cupcakes.
10. I love all the Halloween gross-out type sets. Especially Manko's.
2. That's the best idea I've heard in the last 24 hours.
3. I wouldn't give a damn, as long as they allow me to rule with a velvet glove that covers an iron fist. That means no fucking interventions.
4. They don't allow food in the mail, but how about some coupons or subway gift cards?
5. Beer is the path to the dark side... I shall leave it there, it's too long and I can't remember it.
6. He's an asshoooooooooole io io io he's the world's biggest asshooooooole!
7. I concur.
8. That's a mini medical unit you got there!
9. Mmmmm indeed.
10. I'm such a big Manko fan. Check out Nixon's new set, too!
You're a hottie.