Things Every Girl Should Have
by christina ramirez
cunt
by inga muscio
the good body
the vagina monologues
by eve ensler
the handmaid's tale
by margaret atwood
the sweetest thing
starring christina applegate and cameron diaz
much ado about nothing
by shakespeare
starring emma thompson and kenneth branagh
so i married an axe murderer
starring mike meyers
fight club
starring brad pitt and edward norton
garden state soundtrack
epic records
at least one pair of spangly earrings
street fair variety recommended, charlotte russe if you must
at least one pair of black fishnet stockings
though pink is more than acceptable
a pretty carrying case for tampons/pads
dirty girl brand is a safe bet
a fabulous shopping partner
gay boys or ultra classy girls preferred
one big plush pillow
velvet or velveteen a must
more than one pair of black highheels
kenneth cole patent leather always works
one pair of UBER comfortable running/walking/sneaker-like shoes
nikes never let me down
their own journal
and i don't mean online...i mean leather bound if ya can get it and ONLY FOR YOU
a doggie/kitten/furry companion
at least one vice
smoking, drinking, shopping, chocolate...y'know, the finer things in life...
a PC or mac
though c'mon, who doesn't want a mac?
one velevet jacket
someone who spoils them on a regular basis
and no, it doesn't have to be an SO
AT LEAST two tubes/tins/sticks of ultra glossy lip balmy stuff
i'm a fan of burt's bees
robin williams live
on hbo dvd
at least one weekend without their parents
more than one different hairstyle/color every few months
there's more...i'll add more later...add some if you want.
i can't put down my cunt
it's true.
ever since i bought the updated second edition of inga muscio's masterpiece, cunt, i haven't been able to stop reading it. also, i am enjoying the kickass vibes that flow into my fingers and eyeballs as i read.
i have surgery on wednesday. then i will be in my room recooping for a long time. recuperating. that word makes me think of chicken coop. i'm gonna be a bed-ridden chicken with the ultimate stuffed up nose.
i need new movies to watch.i wanna go shopping at half-price books, too. but alas and alack, i shall have to wait for more fundage.
besides, i have cunt to keep me company.
and dreams and schemes of attending NYU for grad school.
i need to get on that shit.
and by get on that shit, i mean contact Uehling and get his perspective on shit...like grants and program details.
yes.
we're gonna take inventory of a few of the people living in my head.
the flamboyant attention grabber/seeker
the one most of you hear stories about and generally encounter in public. she's the one that always coerces everyone else in my head into dying le hair pink, blue, red, black, blonde, or brunette. sarcastic, witty, biting, hard-assed, and fabulous.
the recluse writer
i think only four people have ever met this one. shuts herself up in a room for days at a time with a bunch of mechanical pencils and unlined paper. generally makes (un)appearances when the flamboyant one has had the reigns for too long.
the hopeless crusher
let's face it, everyone has seen this one. moody, resentful, hopeful, and unendingly mooning over some "perfectly ideal/absolutely unnatainable" person and letting it get the better of her need for nicotine.
the high council
the one who happens to be around just when everyone's problems seem to need advice. she's considerate, calm, wise, resourceful, and gentle. yeah, she's the one who is seen the least.
the actress
probably the most frequently spotted, if you CAN spot her. i'll admit it. this is my favorite. that speaks for itself.
...there are more...i just have to define them...
by christina ramirez
cunt
by inga muscio
the good body
the vagina monologues
by eve ensler
the handmaid's tale
by margaret atwood
the sweetest thing
starring christina applegate and cameron diaz
much ado about nothing
by shakespeare
starring emma thompson and kenneth branagh
so i married an axe murderer
starring mike meyers
fight club
starring brad pitt and edward norton
garden state soundtrack
epic records
at least one pair of spangly earrings
street fair variety recommended, charlotte russe if you must
at least one pair of black fishnet stockings
though pink is more than acceptable
a pretty carrying case for tampons/pads
dirty girl brand is a safe bet
a fabulous shopping partner
gay boys or ultra classy girls preferred
one big plush pillow
velvet or velveteen a must
more than one pair of black highheels
kenneth cole patent leather always works
one pair of UBER comfortable running/walking/sneaker-like shoes
nikes never let me down
their own journal
and i don't mean online...i mean leather bound if ya can get it and ONLY FOR YOU
a doggie/kitten/furry companion
at least one vice
smoking, drinking, shopping, chocolate...y'know, the finer things in life...
a PC or mac
though c'mon, who doesn't want a mac?
one velevet jacket
someone who spoils them on a regular basis
and no, it doesn't have to be an SO
AT LEAST two tubes/tins/sticks of ultra glossy lip balmy stuff
i'm a fan of burt's bees
robin williams live
on hbo dvd
at least one weekend without their parents
more than one different hairstyle/color every few months
there's more...i'll add more later...add some if you want.
i can't put down my cunt
it's true.
ever since i bought the updated second edition of inga muscio's masterpiece, cunt, i haven't been able to stop reading it. also, i am enjoying the kickass vibes that flow into my fingers and eyeballs as i read.
i have surgery on wednesday. then i will be in my room recooping for a long time. recuperating. that word makes me think of chicken coop. i'm gonna be a bed-ridden chicken with the ultimate stuffed up nose.
i need new movies to watch.i wanna go shopping at half-price books, too. but alas and alack, i shall have to wait for more fundage.
besides, i have cunt to keep me company.
and dreams and schemes of attending NYU for grad school.
i need to get on that shit.
and by get on that shit, i mean contact Uehling and get his perspective on shit...like grants and program details.
yes.
we're gonna take inventory of a few of the people living in my head.
the flamboyant attention grabber/seeker
the one most of you hear stories about and generally encounter in public. she's the one that always coerces everyone else in my head into dying le hair pink, blue, red, black, blonde, or brunette. sarcastic, witty, biting, hard-assed, and fabulous.
the recluse writer
i think only four people have ever met this one. shuts herself up in a room for days at a time with a bunch of mechanical pencils and unlined paper. generally makes (un)appearances when the flamboyant one has had the reigns for too long.
the hopeless crusher
let's face it, everyone has seen this one. moody, resentful, hopeful, and unendingly mooning over some "perfectly ideal/absolutely unnatainable" person and letting it get the better of her need for nicotine.
the high council
the one who happens to be around just when everyone's problems seem to need advice. she's considerate, calm, wise, resourceful, and gentle. yeah, she's the one who is seen the least.
the actress
probably the most frequently spotted, if you CAN spot her. i'll admit it. this is my favorite. that speaks for itself.
...there are more...i just have to define them...