misschris

the sorority girl
this one is generally seen when i'm acting the most empowered---you know, in that ultra feminine (and i don't mean froo froo) sisterly activities type way. this is mainly seen during recruitment (fall and spring semester beginnings) and when i'm out with kappas exclusively...which never ACTUALLY happens, cuz well, kappas are so cool that they tend to hang out with ALL SORTS...
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Things Every Girl Should Have
by christina ramirez

cunt
by inga muscio

the good body
the vagina monologues
by eve ensler

the handmaid's tale
by margaret atwood

the sweetest thing
starring christina applegate and cameron diaz

much ado about nothing
by shakespeare
starring emma thompson and kenneth branagh

so i married an axe murderer
starring mike meyers

fight club
starring brad pitt and edward norton...
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a long day.
alot of thinking.
remembering, reminding myself of what it feels like to create.
trying to hang on to a few fleeting moments of inspiration.
it's hard to grasp and, instead of letting go because of the terror of infinite possiblity, cling more tightly to the reality of boundless expression.
in truth, that is what i've been seeking for so very long now....
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right-o.
so, tonight promises to be full of fun and merriment.
i mean, c'mon. it's gonna be pizza, popcorn, champagne, and ron burgundy. WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE???
carrie's workin out, i'm about to water mumsies precious flowers and go running, and THEN...IT'S TIME TO PARTAY!
i'm so excited. it's piggin' out, shmokes, and champagne. paradise.
i'm gonna go start in on the preps....
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so.
now i'm questioning a few things.
like my attention to experience and consequences when it comes to liking guys.

i think of myself as cautious when it comes to men.
hell, i'm like a midget in a minefield. low to the ground and watching my step.

but is that so wrong?
i've been hurt too many times, all in varying degrees of despicability, and...
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yeah.
got to thinking about all sorts of random things.
fall leaves.
smoking with bare feet.
swimming in the ocean.
salt water tastes.
kissing gay boys in new york city.
velvet jackets.

dunno, i guess i've been feeling a little starved for sensations lately.
most things are so grey, mostly my cubicle.
and i can't tell anyone how SICK i am of not having pink...
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so i was thinking about the end of the world while i was sitting on the bus this afternoon. i tried to picture what i would like it to be like.

i'm thinking...martini bar, chet baker playing on a juke box, lots of smoke in the air. as the juke box stops playing, a single trumpet player comes onstage and starts playing. it's slow, blue,...
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i just saw brian regan chant pancake.

thrice.

can life get any better? i submit that it CANNOT!

right-o.

so i went to SC...lemme say this about the south...IT'S HOT! NOT IN A FOURTEEN-T'S-OH-GOODNESS-THAT'S-GLORIOUS kind of hot, but more like let's-walk-into-an-oven-and-hangout-for-a-while kind of hot. also, columbia SC is not what i would call a bustling metropolis. ju can go to thee mall to catch a movieee, ju can drink le beer, or ju can sit around and chat. so that's what we did....
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i'm going CRAZY.

i feel so...i don't know...TRAPPED in this house, in this city, in this STATE...i NEED to get out. thank the lordisa that i'm off to SC in two weeks.

i'm beyond frustrated. i want to lose weight, i try and fail, then get down and give up, then try again, then give up...VICIOUS VICIOUS FOOD AND FAT!!!

i think i'm just tired...
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day started out with my PERIOD making it's appearance...finally...little bugger.

crampages, headaches, and annoying office time followed...BUT THEN MISS YOOOLIA CAME TO THE RESCUE! she, carrie and i had looooooooouuuuuuunch and then went to le MAC store and papyrus.

then, julie had the good grace to spirit carrie and i away from the dreaded halls of shwillums and took me shopping with her...YAY! we went...
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damn.

alright kids.

here we go.

there's a kid at work, his name is erik. he's sweet. he's kind. he's got direction. he's cute. and most importantly, well, very importantly anyway, he seems to like me. and by seems to like me, i mean flirts with me in a NICE way, not a skeezy way. he smiles at me, like he knows my little hard-ass...
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