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Sunday May 16, 2004

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Hello friends and people wandering by.

Yes, miss_lady was something of a bad girl a few days ago with the drinking. Thank you for the hangover support. I have redeemed myself by working for the weekend, just like Loverboy sang about.

Had some nice sushi last night. Spicy tuna can never be spicy enough for me. An instructor at the natural health college I attended said that craving spicy food, the tendency to throw up easily, always being hot, acting crazy in general, etc. were all signs of "rebellious Chi". Half the lecture class turned and looked at me. What? I keep my Chi (or "life force") in check! By the way, this all falls under Traditional Chinese Medicine beliefs. It's thousands of years old, so there must be something to it. Just do what your Chi wants you to do, and life will be easier.

After dinner last night, my friend treated me to Turbonegro's "Ass Cobra" CD. I don't know if I would have bought it on my own. Would it be sacrilegious to play it on a Sunday morning? confused I wanted to copy the inside text for you all, because it's so hilarious and offensive, but also too long. There's a picture on the inside of a rather large man naked on a bed, with a large snake (his own ass cobra?) draped over him. I am still trying to figure this band out.

I also needed to get spontaneously pierced last night.....no, not "there" yet. Just my navel with a 12 g bar. Some cheesy place had done it when I was 19---the guy had his dog right there while piercing me....mmmm, sanitary conditions! The ring got ripped out a couple years ago and I didn't even notice for a day. My wonderful piercer Nicci at Devotion Tattoo here in Orlando jabbed through that old scar tissue very gracefully, and I only felt pressure not pain. It's a pretty deep piercing that she said might take 3 months to heal! eeek She also said "white, stringy scar tissue" will be working itself out during the healing process. Wanna see? tongue

I want to have my own cute day spa so badly. It's getting difficult to work for someone after 2 1/2 years who is very "do as I say and not as I do" all the time. I used to point this out, but now I just try to get along. Still, my non-ass kissing attitude has made my life a little tougher at work. At first I thought, "Oh cool! My boss has dreads and alot of tattoos and is extremely unconventional but still sucessful." That much is true. The downside is that she's high and semi-drunk all day, and some unpleasant mood-swings can accompany that. She feels that she's earned the right to be that way in her own spa, but I'm expected to do things above and beyond my job description. I don't mind, because I have pride in my workplace, but it's just getting difficult working for this nutjob. If I had some uptight corporate-bitch boss I'd be complaining about her, too, so I guess I should shut up and focus on trying to become BOSS-FREE. love

My mum-in-law will be here soon for another month until she can move back into her house here in Orlando. Hmmmmmm. No comment at this time.

I think I need to run away. That always solves problems, right? biggrin I want to go to Jamaica or another place in the Carribean next month. I want to ride a jet ski, get on a boat with lots of beer, go snorkling and see some amazing fish, eat those yummy fish for dinner... It's kind of hard for me to just chill on the beach because I like to be seeing stuff. My husband and I were feeding sting rays in the Bahamas last June, and it feels so good when they surround you---stingers removed, of course. They said "I'm hungry! Feed me those nasty dead fish that are falling apart in your hand!" Awesome!

Time to start my non-hungover day! I went to bed at 11:30pm last night, because sometimes I'm a nerd. Tonight I hope to see my darlings McG and Contradiction! Let's make it happen, people!


Today's Music
Queer As Folk 1st season soundtrack. Buy it. It rules. You will laugh and dance your ass off.

Today's Underwear
Classy Victoria's Secret beige satin thong. I am a lady!

Today's Mood
So so fierce. But sweet.

Today's Question
How would you become your own boss?

Kisses, babies..........miss_lady

*****Update*****

Ok, just returned from this Karaoke Night thing where I thought my darlings G & C were going to be.....but no. Sigh. You two better majorly kiss my ass now, because you left me all alone! It was just me and my Bass watching awkward white guys sing Def Leppard. But then-- there was Tom. Tom sang White Wedding with a faux-English accent and bounced around on stage. Then he put away his rock personae and went back to clearing empty glasses. He took my glass and he smelled all perfumy. Why am I going into such detail, gentle readers? Because I know ONE OF YOU has a major thing for Major Tom. And you missed OUT, big time. He looks like the "apply the product in the back, work it towards the front" hair expert guy on Queer Eye. My straight male readers may throw up now, then tell me how they'd NEVER leave me at a bar all alone. (ha ha, ok I've given you two enough of a guilt trip.) Still, it was a fun way to spend an hour and a half. Maybe I should get an accessory dog like Paris Hilton has so I'm not uncomfortable being at a bar alone. Oh my God I'm so tired and rambling..... kiss
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burstandbloom:
my full time gig is as editor of 2 weekly newspapers in the cleveland area
but i freelance write for a couple websites
www.lostatsea.net
www.sponiczine.com
and some others
as well as some area entertainment rags

id like to concentrat on writing more
so im planning on leaving me job
moving someplace warm
and doing that

hows orlando
?
May 19, 2004
bloodycrackdown6:
i can dig it, but i'd like to see 'em, if it's ever cool again.
i remember maya. she's beautiful. ooo aaa do you think she will re-up?
...good luck w/ your work situation. sounds like your boss could use a break. smokings 1 thing, but drinking on the job is never a good idea. skull
...did peaches play "fuck the pain away"? it's 1 of her oldies, but goodies. smile
May 19, 2004

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