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The F*ck you and Die Agency (F.D.A.)



Sgt. Z bids a friend farewell and empties his clip into the FDA.


I recently became aware of a little known policy that a certain government agency is trying to slip under the radar without any attention. And I'm pissed. So, please excuse me focusing on a matter other than sex, drugs, or prostitutes...
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kay:
*applause* Amen.

~cheers
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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight!



Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion.

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kmpng Chhnng.
The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of...
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kay:
God we could only hope. Damn those urban legendy things. Get my hopes up. I was thinking how choice that would be for Republicans...

~cheers
voltaire:
I called my mom anyway, just to be sure..... I knew he was okay, since he runs a prison over there unless the plane crashed into the prison..... but that would have made serious news headlines.......
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Pentagon says Iraq war erodes military's abilities - NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!


In an annual classified report required by Congress, Air Force Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said stress on manpower and equipment could limit the ability to win other possible wars as quickly as the Pentagon had previously forecast, defense officials said on Tuesday.

Myers stated in the report that...
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kay:
Delusional little man.

~cheers
slut_free_youth:
ha ha ha.

how great is that.
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To My Coy Mistress -By SSGT. Dave
Current mood: pleased

Staff Sergeant Dave opines on the rotten fruit of love's labor.

Mrs. Right is out there waiting for me. She's chain smoking in an abortion clinic, in the shitty end of some big city, acting like she doesn't have insurance to get the state subsidized mistake eraser. Sitting there, that sad "how...
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eli:
wowzas!
I love dayglos too, they come to montreal all the time! I miss the west coast too though..the jaks damn you know, I don't know, but I wouldnt doubt it.
Bonehead on the other hand...what an amazing fucking triamphant dude.


[Edited on May 01, 2005 8:58AM]
eli:
every frickin wednesday, im in love with the bartender. HOT WOMAN ALERT!

im drunk again xsuce me
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Congo still utterly fucked
"Militiamen grilled bodies on a spit and boiled two girls alive as their mother watched, U.N. peacekeepers charged Wednesday, adding cannibalism to a list of atrocities allegedly carried out by one of the tribal groups fighting in northeast Congo... some victims were killed by torture and decapitation. Those not killed were held in labor camps and forced to work as...
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darkangelion:
i'm back biggrin
avaneveah:
Thats fucked up
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Today in Rotten History:

Mar 13 1881


An anarchist from the radical group People's Will throws a bomb which disrupts Czar Alexander II's motorcade. After he thanks God for his deliverance, the anarchist yells "It is too early to thank God" and throws a second bomb, causing injuries from which Alexander bleeds to death.

Mar 13 1923

Twenty-two persons killed in a poison...
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xip:
I gotta say... "It is too early to thank God" is one badass phrase.
xip
kay:
I'm with xip on that one. I actually chortled loudly over that.

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Loving Kids Kill Mommy, Grampy, and Grammy. Bury Them In Basement

INDIANAPOLIS-- Investigators found human remains in a basement under fresh concrete after a brother and sister told them they had killed their mother and grandparents, authorities said Wednesday.
Investigators worked into early Wednesday digging up concrete in the grandparents' small, wood-frame home on the city's east side, and a forensic anthropologist was brought...
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voltaire:
I forgive you.






BTW, I'm not cutting my hair. not for a while. It would be a set back to cut it, since it gets me sooooooo much fucking work.
xip:
Best. Headline. Ever.
xip
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Mom Beats Sons With Beer After They Refuse To Roll Her Doobies

SMYRNA, GA-- A mother has been arrested for throwing cans of beer at her children and beating her oldest son after he refused to roll joints for her, police said.
Beverly Fisher, 48, was arrested Wednesday after her 11-year-old son called police and told them that his intoxicated mother was in possession of...
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kay:
I hate people.

~cheers
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i thought friends could tell friends anything!?!? i guess you know. whatever, (fake name), you know i'm right. they are holding you back! ask anybody who does not have anything to lose, by telling you the truth. skull skull skull skull skull skull
this site is soo fuckin mainstream, and lame anyway. alternative is mainstream now, and it's disgusting. i'm over it. and don't let people ask...
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voltaire:
you basically ripped me a new asshole. what the fuck did you expect?
voltaire:
honestly, your email was so rude, I thought one of your friends wrote it for sure. I am just as confused as you are. were you drunk?
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kay:
Eeek. Gotta love stalkers.

~cheers