Food for thought: croutons are mini toasts.
Do blind people turn on the light when they use the restroom?
More money is being spent on breast implants, and male enhancement compared to Alzheimer's disease. Thus, in 2040, the elderly will have hard dicks and perky tits, and not have a clue why.
Apparently, Durex condoms..don't fit? How is that possible? e.e I thought condoms were supposed to fit an entire foot, but they can't fit my diddly into it? What the.
I'm like a 7/11, lad. I may not always be doin' business.
But I'm always open.
How long would it take to watch all the episodes of Pokèmon. >.>
Up to two notifications a day. Awe yiss.
My followers to following ratio is 9:11. Coincidence?
I think not.
I'm not very good at this whole being single...thing..
I heard there's a death to Suicidegirls blog. Why would anyone hate the members on here? That's like hating Canada. If Canada were composed of mostly tatted and nude women.
Don't catch a case of the feelings.