Countdown to the California move: 7 days.
This will be my eighth move in a little over two years, but the biggest one by far. I have never moved across the country before. I moved over an ocean once, but it was only for six months and I hardly brought any possessions with me that time.
This time, a bunch of my furniture has been...
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This will be my eighth move in a little over two years, but the biggest one by far. I have never moved across the country before. I moved over an ocean once, but it was only for six months and I hardly brought any possessions with me that time.
This time, a bunch of my furniture has been...
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Necessary evils:
-picking my nose and wiping it on you
-flirting with people in front of their significant others
-driving three blocks instead of walking
-starting to have sex, then changing my mind
-making you pay for everything
-teasing her cat with a hair clip
-putting on mascara, then crying on your shirt
-eating everything in the house, including his girlfriend
-walking away in the...
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-picking my nose and wiping it on you
-flirting with people in front of their significant others
-driving three blocks instead of walking
-starting to have sex, then changing my mind
-making you pay for everything
-teasing her cat with a hair clip
-putting on mascara, then crying on your shirt
-eating everything in the house, including his girlfriend
-walking away in the...
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arden:
yes yes I have ramdonly puked from laughing too hard....where did you find that out....your name is arden?? that is amazing
arden:
it's a family name passed down.....
So I guess the hot topic is: will Sandra Day O'Connor's retirement lead to the overturning of Roe v. Wade?
I've been sick about this since yesterday. In fact, I don't even really know what to write. Can someone please tell me what we're going to do about this? I need some inspiration here.
I've been sick about this since yesterday. In fact, I don't even really know what to write. Can someone please tell me what we're going to do about this? I need some inspiration here.
alexis:
Here is some inspiration plus creepy toy mastabatory material for your inkjet printer/desktop.
xoxo me
Here is some inspiration plus creepy toy mastabatory material for your inkjet printer/desktop.
xoxo me
Today I watched a kid step on a baking powder mandala at an art gallery; luckily, the artist was there with all his materials and was able to repair it. So this begs the question: can children, even well-behaved ones, be trusted in places like that?
It pisses me off that parents, in choosing to bring their children to questionably kid-friendly places, frequently end up...
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It pisses me off that parents, in choosing to bring their children to questionably kid-friendly places, frequently end up...
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cheech:
I can understand children in restaurants (kids like food), stores (kids like stuff), and maybe even in movies (as in, G-rated ones; no others, please!), but an art gallery? That just says: "We have ridiculous expectations of our child's aesthetics and/or are too cheap for a sitter."
Today's poll:
-Is it weird for me to leave my glasses on during sex?
-Have you ever wounded someone upon their request?
-What's the nosiest, most inappropriate question you can think of?
-Is it weird for me to leave my glasses on during sex?
-Have you ever wounded someone upon their request?
-What's the nosiest, most inappropriate question you can think of?
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silveronthetree:
Glad you arse is clear off spots, but glad you are getting some bruising action! 
silveronthetree:
Oh and you don`t sound bonkers at all, you sound very nice
So the truth is that I'm from Irvine minus three weeks, which is to say I'm betrothed to the place but don't actually live there yet. It's a half-lie. What's the last half-lie you told?
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deziree:
i live in Irvine. It's alright--- i guess
deziree:
IT'S SO WARM IN CALI RIGHT NOW 
I love that my options are "not looking" and "on the market;" these phrases imply blindness and consumerism, alternately. So what am I really after? I need to come up with some more phrases.
Instead of "not looking," try:
-all holes filled
-this service is temporarily unavailable
-I was seeing someone but then they broke up with me and, I dunno, we're sort of back...
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Instead of "not looking," try:
-all holes filled
-this service is temporarily unavailable
-I was seeing someone but then they broke up with me and, I dunno, we're sort of back...
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cabaretic:
Getting mixed signals from the S.O. And, an ex accused me of harrasing her, and registered a totally bogus claim with my uni, so I've got to go down there on Monday and clear my name. One of those people I should have never been involved with.
Today has just been a pain in the ass.
Today has just been a pain in the ass.
cabaretic:
She normally doesn't date men...normally prefers women...but has made an exception for me.
I sense she is wary about getting her heart too wrapped up into this...and what doesn't help is that I am car-less at the moment and must rely on her to come pick me up if we're going to get together.
What also doesn't help is the fact that she lives 50 miles west.
Regarding the allegations...I'm just going to have to state my case, and apparently the hold on my transcript will go away once I make an apology and sign some paperwork.
This is just so fucking unnecessary, though. It just grew out of a very large misunderstanding that was blown far too much out of proportion. I actually apologized immediately afterwards for words said that she took out of context.
But I suppose I'll have to do it again, this time on the record.
I sense she is wary about getting her heart too wrapped up into this...and what doesn't help is that I am car-less at the moment and must rely on her to come pick me up if we're going to get together.
What also doesn't help is the fact that she lives 50 miles west.
Regarding the allegations...I'm just going to have to state my case, and apparently the hold on my transcript will go away once I make an apology and sign some paperwork.
This is just so fucking unnecessary, though. It just grew out of a very large misunderstanding that was blown far too much out of proportion. I actually apologized immediately afterwards for words said that she took out of context.
But I suppose I'll have to do it again, this time on the record.
Back in red.
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mngddss:
Aww the pic isn't working. Who is it who is it??
alexis:
Yay you're my first SG stalker!!
It's about freggin' time, I've been an SG for two years and no stalking incidents. How disappointing it was.
xoxo me
It's about freggin' time, I've been an SG for two years and no stalking incidents. How disappointing it was.
xoxo me
It's all going to be okay.
Really.
Really.
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lamdalamdalamda:
oh yeah, there has to be a chapter in that book, called "how to pretend that everything's fine when you can no longer effectively use the english language."
sixtyfootqueenie:
I hope so!
Three thoughts:
1. Rejection
2. Creme brulee
3. Japanese Business Etiquette
Now it's your turn.
1. Rejection
2. Creme brulee
3. Japanese Business Etiquette
Now it's your turn.
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cheech:
1. Keith Moon (I have Who's Next on, of course)
2. work sucks
3. Gentleman Jack
2. work sucks
3. Gentleman Jack
sixtyfootqueenie:
last shower sunday?!?!?!
ohhhh you are a woman after my own heart
ohhhh you are a woman after my own heart
oh yeah!!! where in california? will you be able to come and visit me in SF when I'm LIVING THERE in august/september?