"holy fucking ass crackers!!!"
the 22nd of october.
That was someone's birthday as i recall.
I ended up seeing her not too long after that.
Field Trip to NY.
Well... haven't heard from that one in a long time.
Ask me if i'm surprised. Because I'm not.
I just find it disappointing that even after all this time a friendship isn't in the cards for her.
Oh wells.
So.... I went to Disney and it was AMAZING!! I haven't been there since i was... hmm.. i dunno... 9?
9 years old. DAMN!
That was about 15 years and 1 month. Almost exactly.
I loved it!
I also recently found out a past.... situation, or such, of mine.... told me of information that i would sell a kidney for.
so to speak.
on the relationship front. The battle lines if you will...
several of my friends have got themselves in pickles.
some have removed themselves from the jar...
and still others are getting Dill.
ME on the other hand. I'm fresh. I'm still a Cucumber waiting for some lovely lesbian couple to take advantage of my produce goodness.
.....
.....
.....
Or...
not.
I have fraudulant charges made on a credit card i never received nor activated.
How is that possible?
I get a bill for 91 dollars saying... TIME's UP!
What the hell is that shit about?!
I'm calling BestBuy tomorrow and clearing shit up.****
I have to call lots of places to clear things up.
Damn.
I AM in a pickle.
Well... at least I'm in an entirely different can of mixed nuts.
Speaking of nuts!...
My grandmother... (you love how this sounds right now don't ya?)
(i'm not that sick... but close. hahahha)
.... gave me Poppycock for christmas.
I hate poppycock.
But... I always bought Poppycock for my Pop-pop every christmas.
This is her (everyone's) first Christmas without him.
She knew that every year I'd buy him poppycock and popcorn.
Every year since i was 9. Before that... I think i gave him things i made in art class... but that's besides the point.
My grandmother gave me, this year, what i gave my grandfather EVERY year.
Maybe it's her way of keeping him apart of her... apart of all of us.
I'm not sure.
I miss him. That's clear. She does too. We all do.
I went to his grave for the first time since.
I couldn't leave anything there for him.
But I wrote him a note.
"I Love you Pop-Pop."
I'm sure he already knows.
HELL... He told me he was dead before i found out.
That's creepy and weird I know... but it's the truth.
I don't really want to go into it... but yeah.
So... enough sad talk.
I got a new TV. (and I'm paying it until I'm 40) just kidding.
only until the end of 2008.
MY nephews are soo big!
I love them so much!
They are too smart for their own good.
Daniel was trying to barter his toy for Qaiden's.
It was the SAME EXACT TOY!!!
but Daniel insisted that they trade for a while because his could be "more fun to play with."
I swear he gets that genetic trait from his dad.
I saw some family that some other family refuses to see as family... and vice versa.
That was nice.... and awkward.
I have an addiction.
It's true.
I cannot reveal what it is I am addicted too. But There are no classes or meetings for it.
So I will continue the addiction until i am no longer satisfied.
(that could be a while)
in the mean time...
I'm going to better myself; mentally, physically, emotionally, and studiously.
I'm going to start going to the gym.
I'm going to get out more.
I'm going to read more. (whatever it may be)
and.... I will dedicate myself to getting through this gosh darn spanish.
(maybe if i purchase that Rosetta stone and dictate myself to that 20-30hours a week.)
Well I'm off to bed because it's Tuesday and it's 3:17am.
Good"night" folks.
****
UPDATE:
I called BestBuy Credit and listened to an automated voice for 10 minutes (I hate robots) that finally told me that my current Balance was $0.00 and that the account was closed.
It went on to say that my last statement was for $122.00 on January 11th.
I got through to an operator to figure out what was going on.
I said "Tell me how I can have a card that I didn't activate send me a statement for a purchase i never made and find out that the account is closed?... How is that possible?"
Operator: "you closed it sir."
Me: "Um.. No. I didn't. This is the first time i am calling. How could i have called it in activated it, bought something, and closed it before i receive a statement for it? WHY would i do that?
Operator: "The system says you closed it on the 11th sir."
me: "that wasn't me."
Operator: "Yes it was."
me: "how can you verify that was me and not someone else?"
Operator: "we can't give you any more information at this time sir. you will receive a letter in the mail in a few days. Once you receive that letter please call back for more information."
Me: "are you kidding me?! You're kidding me, right? I have bad credit because 'I' opened my account bought something, closed it and you can't give me any more information?!"
Operator: "I suggest you look at the letter when it arrives in the mail and call the customer service at that time. Is there anything else i can help you with today."
me: "Thanks, No. You fucked my day over already. Have a nice day."
Lesson Learned: DON'T GET A BEST BUY CREDIT CARD!!!!! Don't get it even if you're not thinking of using it!
the 22nd of october.
That was someone's birthday as i recall.
I ended up seeing her not too long after that.
Field Trip to NY.
Well... haven't heard from that one in a long time.
Ask me if i'm surprised. Because I'm not.
I just find it disappointing that even after all this time a friendship isn't in the cards for her.
Oh wells.
So.... I went to Disney and it was AMAZING!! I haven't been there since i was... hmm.. i dunno... 9?
9 years old. DAMN!
That was about 15 years and 1 month. Almost exactly.
I loved it!
I also recently found out a past.... situation, or such, of mine.... told me of information that i would sell a kidney for.
so to speak.
on the relationship front. The battle lines if you will...
several of my friends have got themselves in pickles.
some have removed themselves from the jar...
and still others are getting Dill.
ME on the other hand. I'm fresh. I'm still a Cucumber waiting for some lovely lesbian couple to take advantage of my produce goodness.
.....
.....
.....
Or...
not.
I have fraudulant charges made on a credit card i never received nor activated.
How is that possible?
I get a bill for 91 dollars saying... TIME's UP!
What the hell is that shit about?!
I'm calling BestBuy tomorrow and clearing shit up.****
I have to call lots of places to clear things up.
Damn.
I AM in a pickle.
Well... at least I'm in an entirely different can of mixed nuts.
Speaking of nuts!...
My grandmother... (you love how this sounds right now don't ya?)
(i'm not that sick... but close. hahahha)
.... gave me Poppycock for christmas.
I hate poppycock.
But... I always bought Poppycock for my Pop-pop every christmas.
This is her (everyone's) first Christmas without him.
She knew that every year I'd buy him poppycock and popcorn.
Every year since i was 9. Before that... I think i gave him things i made in art class... but that's besides the point.
My grandmother gave me, this year, what i gave my grandfather EVERY year.
Maybe it's her way of keeping him apart of her... apart of all of us.
I'm not sure.
I miss him. That's clear. She does too. We all do.
I went to his grave for the first time since.
I couldn't leave anything there for him.
But I wrote him a note.
"I Love you Pop-Pop."
I'm sure he already knows.
HELL... He told me he was dead before i found out.
That's creepy and weird I know... but it's the truth.
I don't really want to go into it... but yeah.
So... enough sad talk.
I got a new TV. (and I'm paying it until I'm 40) just kidding.
only until the end of 2008.
MY nephews are soo big!
I love them so much!
They are too smart for their own good.
Daniel was trying to barter his toy for Qaiden's.
It was the SAME EXACT TOY!!!
but Daniel insisted that they trade for a while because his could be "more fun to play with."
I swear he gets that genetic trait from his dad.
I saw some family that some other family refuses to see as family... and vice versa.
That was nice.... and awkward.
I have an addiction.
It's true.
I cannot reveal what it is I am addicted too. But There are no classes or meetings for it.
So I will continue the addiction until i am no longer satisfied.
(that could be a while)
in the mean time...
I'm going to better myself; mentally, physically, emotionally, and studiously.
I'm going to start going to the gym.
I'm going to get out more.
I'm going to read more. (whatever it may be)
and.... I will dedicate myself to getting through this gosh darn spanish.
(maybe if i purchase that Rosetta stone and dictate myself to that 20-30hours a week.)
Well I'm off to bed because it's Tuesday and it's 3:17am.
Good"night" folks.
****
UPDATE:
I called BestBuy Credit and listened to an automated voice for 10 minutes (I hate robots) that finally told me that my current Balance was $0.00 and that the account was closed.
It went on to say that my last statement was for $122.00 on January 11th.
I got through to an operator to figure out what was going on.
I said "Tell me how I can have a card that I didn't activate send me a statement for a purchase i never made and find out that the account is closed?... How is that possible?"
Operator: "you closed it sir."
Me: "Um.. No. I didn't. This is the first time i am calling. How could i have called it in activated it, bought something, and closed it before i receive a statement for it? WHY would i do that?
Operator: "The system says you closed it on the 11th sir."
me: "that wasn't me."
Operator: "Yes it was."
me: "how can you verify that was me and not someone else?"
Operator: "we can't give you any more information at this time sir. you will receive a letter in the mail in a few days. Once you receive that letter please call back for more information."
Me: "are you kidding me?! You're kidding me, right? I have bad credit because 'I' opened my account bought something, closed it and you can't give me any more information?!"
Operator: "I suggest you look at the letter when it arrives in the mail and call the customer service at that time. Is there anything else i can help you with today."
me: "Thanks, No. You fucked my day over already. Have a nice day."
Lesson Learned: DON'T GET A BEST BUY CREDIT CARD!!!!! Don't get it even if you're not thinking of using it!
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CORRECTION: It's Wednesday @ 1:30-1:45ish