Sunday Jan 02, 2005

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Theres no way in which your mobile telephone's ringtone can make you appear cool, ironic, stylish or desireable.

It can, however, make you look like a cunt.

The more people try to challenge the first part of this rule, the more they confirm the second.

see also: phones that double as cameras, play mp3s, have GPS, open cans, are pink and spangly....