canada sucks... ass backwards country.
first of all, i take a plane there and we get pulled into the special customs area. the guy asks me a bunch of questions like "what are you doing here?" i guess hanging out for vacation time isn't too common. anyways, the dude does a background check and finds that i have 2 duis. so then he swabs all my personal effects for narcotic residue.
anyways, to make a long story short, they basically deport me from their country, putting me on a plane to seattle and not the whole way back to san francisco. so, my buddies drive from vanouver to seattle to pick me up. so the next day after getting shipped out, i'm crossing the border in a car.
we finally get there... we check into our "4-1/2" star hotel. it felt like i was lodging in a hotel in libya (i'm never trusting any hotel with a 1/2 star rating). then we get into a couple of quarrels with some natives after being called a chink. we also drove around most of Hongcouver looking for a kewl spot that played hard house/hard techno (that genre is non-existent there). i have never heard the phrase "top 40's" used so much as i have there... it wasn't even top 40's... they had that squeeling usher song on repeat wherever we went.
but i gotta hand it, canadians are fucking nice... wierd people, but nice. i'm never going back there.
first of all, i take a plane there and we get pulled into the special customs area. the guy asks me a bunch of questions like "what are you doing here?" i guess hanging out for vacation time isn't too common. anyways, the dude does a background check and finds that i have 2 duis. so then he swabs all my personal effects for narcotic residue.
anyways, to make a long story short, they basically deport me from their country, putting me on a plane to seattle and not the whole way back to san francisco. so, my buddies drive from vanouver to seattle to pick me up. so the next day after getting shipped out, i'm crossing the border in a car.
we finally get there... we check into our "4-1/2" star hotel. it felt like i was lodging in a hotel in libya (i'm never trusting any hotel with a 1/2 star rating). then we get into a couple of quarrels with some natives after being called a chink. we also drove around most of Hongcouver looking for a kewl spot that played hard house/hard techno (that genre is non-existent there). i have never heard the phrase "top 40's" used so much as i have there... it wasn't even top 40's... they had that squeeling usher song on repeat wherever we went.
but i gotta hand it, canadians are fucking nice... wierd people, but nice. i'm never going back there.
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Vankong sucks so bad, i lived there for a few years and it suxed.
You gotta come to montreal for the real fun.
Vancouver hasnt been cool since the 80's.