So, I've cooked her breakfast, lunch, and dinner, bought her drinks when we're at the bar and gotten into a fight because someone insulted her.
Q: What else is a boy to do?
A: Nothing - get over it. (Consider this a warning against falling for your friends.)
In other news, there IS no place like home for the holidays. I just returned to snowy Connecticut last Thursday from the similarly arctic climes of Chicago to find that mother nature had dumped five inches or so of snow across the entire landscape. If I had a camera or any talent with one, I'd bless you all with a picture. Just think: Norman Rockwell
Speaking of pictures, I really need to do something about mine - trouble is pretty much all pictures of me seem to involve me cradling a bottle of alcohol. I wonder if anyone would notice if I replaced my picture with one of Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi, for the uninitiated.) I mean, the man died recently; what better tribute to his life and work than having his face adorne my Suicide Girls profile, right?
I don't know when I'll be updating this again, considering the mad rush to finish everything before the holidays, so I'll say happy holidays to all who might read this. I hope you've all been good little boys, girls, and Suicide Girls this year...
Q: What else is a boy to do?
A: Nothing - get over it. (Consider this a warning against falling for your friends.)
In other news, there IS no place like home for the holidays. I just returned to snowy Connecticut last Thursday from the similarly arctic climes of Chicago to find that mother nature had dumped five inches or so of snow across the entire landscape. If I had a camera or any talent with one, I'd bless you all with a picture. Just think: Norman Rockwell
Speaking of pictures, I really need to do something about mine - trouble is pretty much all pictures of me seem to involve me cradling a bottle of alcohol. I wonder if anyone would notice if I replaced my picture with one of Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi, for the uninitiated.) I mean, the man died recently; what better tribute to his life and work than having his face adorne my Suicide Girls profile, right?
I don't know when I'll be updating this again, considering the mad rush to finish everything before the holidays, so I'll say happy holidays to all who might read this. I hope you've all been good little boys, girls, and Suicide Girls this year...
Change your profile pic? Are you mad man, nothing is more metal thancradeling a bottle of booze (says the man who can't drink).