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snowstorm part deux!

this gives me a four-day weekend.

during which to procrastinate.

and apply for jobs.

and apply for Phi Beta Kappa.

and watch assloads of Stanley Kubrick and The Office.

and wish we had enough money to go somewhere warm.

for now, though, this is a-ok.

tonight:

alcohol, video games, homemade bread, crappy movies, and snugglztime with DrStinkypants.

I love snowstorms.

writing a last-minute paper on de-alienation while slowly descending into illness = awesome.

procrastinating on SG and contemplating angry things to say to a lot of people = also awesome, but somehow even more annoying.

my throat feels like it's full of kleenex dust. apparently nobody knows what this is like but me. it's like sawdust, but finer and drier and so very fucking hateful....
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I have to take a dump so bad it's distracting me from doing my homework.

as if I was really going to read 150 pages tonight, really.

oh well, it's not like one night of constipation and blasphemy is going to do much to my startlingly awesome 3.925 GPA at this point. am I right folks, am I right.

DrStinkyPants makes good bean dip,...
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I just ate an oddly phallic chocolate Santa Claus for breakfast.

life's pretty fucking sweet.

this weekend, I used the last of an old gift card to buy some mittens and a bra. this will be the first bra I have worn in something like two years. it cost thirteen dollars and I bought it for nefarious purposes that may or may not occur. something tells me I may not look as sexy in bras as I want to.

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