I don't usually succumb to this kind of temptation, but I got tagged by Lackwit and I kinda love him so you're gonna have to sit through this one.
TWENTY "RANDOM" FUCKING "FACTS" ABOUT "ME"
1. I am eating rice noodle soup. with a fork.
2. my feet are like really fucking ugly and stuff. my big toes point all upward and it makes me wonder if I'm inbred. I haven't ruled it out yet.
3. I have a scar on my neck from a surgery I had when I was 2 or 3, to remove some weird infecty thing (you are so turned on right now). everyone, EVERYONE, thinks this scar is a hickey, and that makes them pretty fucking stupid because it looks nothing like a hickey. really.
4. I have "Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangster" stuck in my head despite the fact that I have been listening to Pinkerton by Weezer on repeat for the last few days.
5. this weekend was one of the best I've had in a while. but for now I'm going to keep the details a big scary secret that will haunt you in your dreams. BWAHAHAHAAAA.
6. I counted, and it turns out I quote Futurama 45 billion times a day.
7. I used to eat a lot of teh cow. but in my first year of college there was some mad cow bullshit that kinda bothered me so I stopped eating ground beef, and then I realized I didn't really like beef anyway so I stopped eating steak. then I stopped eating pork because pigs make horrible sounds even when they're NOT dying and sometimes it's all I can think about. then a month or two ago I stopped eating birds too, but I still eat fish because fish is fucking born dead, you know? all fish do is float and mate and they're not even ALIVE. though I guess floating + mating = the good life. hmm. anyway, I'm kidding about all this. I eat fish because it is delicious. I have no principles when it comes to meatstuffs. I swear.
8. I'm like.. wicked long-winded sometimes.
9. I'm also really passive-aggressive and obsessive-compulsive and some other cleverly hyphenated disorder I don't care to make up right now.
10. I forget things all the time. I constantly lock my keys in the car or leave my lights on or leave Mitch Hedberg dvds at other people's houses. I attribute this to my ADD, which is both self-diagnosed and wildly untreated.
11. my first word was "Tory" which is my older brother's name.
12. I eat a tomato pretty much every day. whoa.
13. my nickname used to be Death. can anyone guess why? that's right. it's because I'm soooooooooooooooooooo goth. or wanted to be, in middle school. ugh.
14. everyone I've made out with is a member of this site. totally McFreaksMeOut.
15. I am Irish. I am also Italian and German and Swedish and Polish. go on, stereotype me. DO YOUR WORST.
16. whenever I laugh, my right eye closes completely. probably because my smile is unbearably gigantic.
17. the most recent two books I've read were House of Sand and Fog by Andre Dubus III and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer. both were absolutely brilliant and I don't CAREWHATYOUTHINK.
18. I should reeeeeeeeaally be doing homework right now. but my computer has been brokejobbed for a few days and I am just so happy to have my stupid internet back.
19. I used to think I could write poetry, but it turns out I'm kinda dumb.
20. I have extremely poor vision. my glasses are about half an inch thick, with my eyes getting slowly worse by the year.
in summary:
dear you guys,
I'm not that cool.
love,
krysten
TWENTY "RANDOM" FUCKING "FACTS" ABOUT "ME"
1. I am eating rice noodle soup. with a fork.
2. my feet are like really fucking ugly and stuff. my big toes point all upward and it makes me wonder if I'm inbred. I haven't ruled it out yet.
3. I have a scar on my neck from a surgery I had when I was 2 or 3, to remove some weird infecty thing (you are so turned on right now). everyone, EVERYONE, thinks this scar is a hickey, and that makes them pretty fucking stupid because it looks nothing like a hickey. really.
4. I have "Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangster" stuck in my head despite the fact that I have been listening to Pinkerton by Weezer on repeat for the last few days.
5. this weekend was one of the best I've had in a while. but for now I'm going to keep the details a big scary secret that will haunt you in your dreams. BWAHAHAHAAAA.
6. I counted, and it turns out I quote Futurama 45 billion times a day.
7. I used to eat a lot of teh cow. but in my first year of college there was some mad cow bullshit that kinda bothered me so I stopped eating ground beef, and then I realized I didn't really like beef anyway so I stopped eating steak. then I stopped eating pork because pigs make horrible sounds even when they're NOT dying and sometimes it's all I can think about. then a month or two ago I stopped eating birds too, but I still eat fish because fish is fucking born dead, you know? all fish do is float and mate and they're not even ALIVE. though I guess floating + mating = the good life. hmm. anyway, I'm kidding about all this. I eat fish because it is delicious. I have no principles when it comes to meatstuffs. I swear.
8. I'm like.. wicked long-winded sometimes.
9. I'm also really passive-aggressive and obsessive-compulsive and some other cleverly hyphenated disorder I don't care to make up right now.
10. I forget things all the time. I constantly lock my keys in the car or leave my lights on or leave Mitch Hedberg dvds at other people's houses. I attribute this to my ADD, which is both self-diagnosed and wildly untreated.
11. my first word was "Tory" which is my older brother's name.
12. I eat a tomato pretty much every day. whoa.
13. my nickname used to be Death. can anyone guess why? that's right. it's because I'm soooooooooooooooooooo goth. or wanted to be, in middle school. ugh.
14. everyone I've made out with is a member of this site. totally McFreaksMeOut.
15. I am Irish. I am also Italian and German and Swedish and Polish. go on, stereotype me. DO YOUR WORST.
16. whenever I laugh, my right eye closes completely. probably because my smile is unbearably gigantic.
17. the most recent two books I've read were House of Sand and Fog by Andre Dubus III and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer. both were absolutely brilliant and I don't CAREWHATYOUTHINK.
18. I should reeeeeeeeaally be doing homework right now. but my computer has been brokejobbed for a few days and I am just so happy to have my stupid internet back.
19. I used to think I could write poetry, but it turns out I'm kinda dumb.
20. I have extremely poor vision. my glasses are about half an inch thick, with my eyes getting slowly worse by the year.
in summary:
dear you guys,
I'm not that cool.
love,
krysten
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sentri:
What is this tagging people keep speaking of? If I'm missing out on a Pete an Pete-esque game of Krebstar flashlight freeze tag, I am going to be sorely disappointed.
frontline99:
Someone told you you were cool? BWAHAHAHA? What the fuck is that about? are you a cartoon?