I've been drinking and need teh sex, but I'm getting nothing up in here... nothing. 
So I'm awake and online. I am becoming convinced that the caffine in Starbucks coffee lasts much longer than that found in regular coffee. Not even tequilla, vodka and bourbon can take it down! 
Last night I had a surprisingly hot dream in which I was pegging my (gay) friend Adam whom I haven't seen or spoken to in years. We were both wearing bondage gear too. That'll teach me to watch Sex and the City and eat week-old tzatziki right before bed.
At work today I saw kid who was probably 14 wearing the Nirvana smiley face t-shirt that I wanted more than anything when I was 14. Kids are weird.
Boooorrrred. Maybe there's something interesting happening on the boards.
So I'm awake and online. I am becoming convinced that the caffine in Starbucks coffee lasts much longer than that found in regular coffee. Not even tequilla, vodka and bourbon can take it down!
Last night I had a surprisingly hot dream in which I was pegging my (gay) friend Adam whom I haven't seen or spoken to in years. We were both wearing bondage gear too. That'll teach me to watch Sex and the City and eat week-old tzatziki right before bed.
At work today I saw kid who was probably 14 wearing the Nirvana smiley face t-shirt that I wanted more than anything when I was 14. Kids are weird.
Boooorrrred. Maybe there's something interesting happening on the boards.
it's sad that i'm looking forward to having a frap in freddy, isn't it.