Ugh, I feel like the worst person ever... my dad just called unexpectedly to say that the dentist called them to say that I need to reschedule my appointment... anyway, he asked if I'd heard anything from my uni about graduating, and I made up some excuse about an administrative snafu that fucked up my transcript so there was a course missing... the professor is away for the summer so I can't get in touch with her until at least August to fix it... blah blah blah... a big elabourage lie. Anyway, I don't think he bought it. And now I feel so horrible about lying to him instead of just telling him that I'm wildly depressed and have serious procrastination issues so I can't finish the bunch of old assignments which are the real cause of my non-graduation. I miss being 15 when I could lie like a bastard to my parents and not feel the least bit guilty about it... fucking emtional maturity!
Plus the new roommate is already being a bitch and she just moved in this morning. She apparently needs an entire cupboard for her food, which would leave me and my bf with half a cupboard to keep all of our food in. Apparently using the shelves in the pantry/recycling closet isn't good enough for her. She also needs an entire shelf in the fridge all to herself to keep all her non-fat salad dressing on.
I hate everything.
I'm going drinking.
PS: Please confess some horrible thing you did so I won't feel so bad about lying to my dad about not graduating uni. Email it if necessary.
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Plus the new roommate is already being a bitch and she just moved in this morning. She apparently needs an entire cupboard for her food, which would leave me and my bf with half a cupboard to keep all of our food in. Apparently using the shelves in the pantry/recycling closet isn't good enough for her. She also needs an entire shelf in the fridge all to herself to keep all her non-fat salad dressing on.
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I hate everything.
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I'm going drinking.
PS: Please confess some horrible thing you did so I won't feel so bad about lying to my dad about not graduating uni. Email it if necessary.
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hellocentral:
horrible? oh, definitely. hmm, let's see... i lie to my mother all the time about being on birth control. obviously i don't need it.
(there's another thing i lie about) ...i steal things when i can't afford them... (hell, that's what hoodies are FOR)... i download songs and movies (who can afford their insane prices?)... hmm... my girlfriend and i regularly write each other's papers... or more often i just do all hers and mine (i'm whipped)... hmmmmm... oh! there's this really, really sweet but incredibly annoying guy i've been regularly avoiding, to the point of not answering the door even though it's obvious i'm there... feel really bad about that one...
whoo... how's that?
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hellocentral:
i know. how the hell do you get out of that?? it's impossible.