merry

I wanted to wait to do the "real update" until I have a "real profile pic," but that won't be until at least Sunday, and that seems really fucking far right now.

So here's what's new with me in a nutshell:
* I hated my call centre job and it was literally making me crazy, so I had to quit. Now I'm waiting for the pills to take affect, and wondering how I will be able to afford the re-fills since I no longer have health insurance.

* I write a sex column now and it is my favourite thing in the world. You can read it here, here, and here. It's the same whichever one you pick. I like to think of it as syndication. Updated Thursdays.

* I am starting another job as a secretary for the government on June 5th, through the end of August.

* On September 2nd, I'm moving away to learn to be a code monkey. I've wanted to learn more geek stuff for a while and that kind of thing pays pretty well, I hear. I already have lots of friends in Stinktown and I visit often. I will be living with a cool girl named Jen when I move down, and possibly a nice boy named Daniel too.

That about covers it.

I'm back for a whole year, by the way.

I sense a great disturbance in SuicideGirls.com.