Dear Aliant Lady,
Thanks for calling and waking me up. Seriously. Otherwise I would have slept through most of my day off, and I've got shit to do today.
I'm sorry if I sounded bitchy at first. I thought you were calling to ask why I haven't paid a bill on time in almost a year. It happens, you know. But instead you wanted to give me a deal on long distance and get rid of the 1-year contract on my ultra high speed internet service. So thanks. Now I'm gonna go make some eggs.
Thanks for calling and waking me up. Seriously. Otherwise I would have slept through most of my day off, and I've got shit to do today.
I'm sorry if I sounded bitchy at first. I thought you were calling to ask why I haven't paid a bill on time in almost a year. It happens, you know. But instead you wanted to give me a deal on long distance and get rid of the 1-year contract on my ultra high speed internet service. So thanks. Now I'm gonna go make some eggs.
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And that is a pretty good idea of the phone company's- but i am terribly biased against phone companies. I have never been but shafted by same.
(I'm not saying that you should go have kids just to fend of bill collectors and telemarketers)
No. You can not borrow my kids.