Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Canada's next Giant Douche:
That's him on the right, in case you weren't sure.
For further clarification, here is Prime Minister-in-waiting Stephen Harper, or "Turd Sandwich", if you will:
In other news, I have a job interview in Moncton tomorrow. I am scared of getting this job because, although it would mean finally making good money doing something I would probably do for free, it would also mean moving 2hrs down the road to a city where I don't know a soul. But at least I'll have my vast wads of cash and Old Navy sweaters to keep me company.
I want to start a labour news blog. I've been thinking about this for years. There was a 17-year-old girl who was "violently" killed in Montreal last night while working the graveyard shift at a gas station. They found her body this morning inside the bathroom of the locked store. Now, you know that shit ain't worth minimum wage. Seriously.
I love each and every one of you.
That's him on the right, in case you weren't sure.
For further clarification, here is Prime Minister-in-waiting Stephen Harper, or "Turd Sandwich", if you will:
In other news, I have a job interview in Moncton tomorrow. I am scared of getting this job because, although it would mean finally making good money doing something I would probably do for free, it would also mean moving 2hrs down the road to a city where I don't know a soul. But at least I'll have my vast wads of cash and Old Navy sweaters to keep me company.
I want to start a labour news blog. I've been thinking about this for years. There was a 17-year-old girl who was "violently" killed in Montreal last night while working the graveyard shift at a gas station. They found her body this morning inside the bathroom of the locked store. Now, you know that shit ain't worth minimum wage. Seriously.
I love each and every one of you.
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